# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 394
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2023, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7867 "2023-05-04T12:24:00Z")
A skeleton goes to a disco and orders a Screaming Orgasm and a mop. ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2023, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7868 "2023-05-04T16:01:39Z")
The Boney M tribute act took things to extremes. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2023, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7869 "2023-05-04T16:03:35Z")
I really liked tractorboy’s > [@iamatractorboy](#): > > The Boney M tribute act took things to extremes. but the winner is > [@knoodler](#): > > “Come on in, take off your skin, and rattle around in your bones.” for being the most apposite. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2023, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7870 "2023-05-04T18:23:16Z")
Thanks **Prof**! In honor or Derby Weekend, let’s check in with an entrant. [![](https://live.staticflickr.com/2524/3764020299_436ce6437b.jpg) ](https://live.staticflickr.com/2524/3764020299_436ce6437b.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2023, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7871 "2023-05-05T00:29:13Z")
“Hey baby, wanna see if I’m really hung like a horse?” ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2023, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7872 "2023-05-05T00:35:01Z")
Headshots from auditions for _The Godfather_ are collectors items now. ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2023, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7873 "2023-05-05T05:01:38Z")
The closeup shots for the King’s coronation official photo collection were going to require some touching up. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2023, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7874 "2023-05-06T00:46:52Z")
_His Eminence’s Coronation_ is a shoe-in to win. I got it straight from the horse’s mouth. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2023, 10:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7875 "2023-05-06T10:35:57Z")
“Check out this million dollar smile!” _ting_ ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2023, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7876 "2023-05-06T15:10:08Z")
> [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > “Hey baby, wanna see if I’m really hung like a horse?” The first was the best! @Knowed_Out , you’re up! ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2023, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7877 "2023-05-07T14:32:41Z")
Thanks knoodler. [![](https://static01.nyt.com/images/2022/04/29/learning/VTS05-02-22LN/VTS05-02-22LN-superJumbo.jpg) ](https://static01.nyt.com/images/2022/04/29/learning/VTS05-02-22LN/VTS05-02-22LN-superJumbo.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2023, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7878 "2023-05-07T14:36:53Z")
Tribute to St. Sandra, the patron saint of beachcombers, sometimes gets a little out of hand. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2023, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7879 "2023-05-07T16:04:05Z")
No one ever accused the Russians of sandbagging… until now. ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2023, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7880 "2023-05-07T17:18:43Z")
Mike Lindell decides to enlist some help to bury his personal fortune. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2023, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7881 "2023-05-07T20:57:41Z")
Preparations against the Inevitability of Hurricane Camille ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2023, 10:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7882 "2023-05-08T10:54:08Z")
> [@iamatractorboy](#): > > Mike Lindell decides to enlist some help to bury his personal fortune. This voting count wasn’t rigged. Take it away tractor boy. ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2023, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7883 "2023-05-08T13:42:09Z")
Sorry, I am that annoying person that can’t put images directly on here! Hopefully this works…I’ve stuck with the ‘pillow’ theme… [image here](https://www.dreamstime.com/stock-photo-funny-office-worker-sleeping-workplace-overnight-teddy-bear-image46741228) ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2023, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7884 "2023-05-08T13:44:30Z")
[![](https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/b/funny-office-worker-sleeping-workplace-overnight-teddy-bear-46741228.jpg) ](https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/b/funny-office-worker-sleeping-workplace-overnight-teddy-bear-46741228.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2023, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7885 "2023-05-08T13:47:04Z")
Thank you! ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2023, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7886 "2023-05-08T13:55:49Z")
(not in play) WHY does the board sometimes refuse to generate an image from a valid link?? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731.md?page=393) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731.md?page=395)