# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 396
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2023, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7907 "2023-05-11T13:55:00Z")
Little Karen looks ahead to a lifetime of blaming others. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2023, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7908 "2023-05-11T14:04:35Z")
The first rule of Stepford Club is… ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2023, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7909 "2023-05-11T14:17:40Z")
Resentment is hereditary. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2023, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7910 "2023-05-11T22:06:54Z")
The look that says, “Earrings that match the vinyl fruit? Really” ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2023, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7911 "2023-05-11T22:12:22Z")
Brenda always resented having to share her ventriloquist dummy with her mom. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2023, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7912 "2023-05-11T22:32:58Z")
“Mommy, when I grow up will I have a pointy nose that sticks out like you and Grandma?” ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2023, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7913 "2023-05-12T01:40:15Z")
Little Cindy Lou could cut the tension by cutting the cheese. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2023, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7914 "2023-05-12T12:13:16Z")
I know someone who is very aptly named Karen. And so, as that Karen likely did to the manager of Marshalls the last time she was there, this caption spoke to me. It is the winner 🏆. > [@knoodler](#): > > Little Karen looks ahead to a lifetime of blaming others. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2023, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7915 "2023-05-12T15:07:21Z")
Thanks **Oly**! [![](https://www.cityoflakecharles.com/egov/images/1425401231_20361_o.png) ](https://www.cityoflakecharles.com/egov/images/1425401231_20361_o.png) ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2023, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7916 "2023-05-12T16:47:22Z")
Joan Crawford’s children ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2023, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7917 "2023-05-13T00:58:43Z")
Tears of JOY. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2023, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7918 "2023-05-13T01:43:05Z")
The photographer originally wanted them to spell out SAD, but attempted suicide when he saw the proofs. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2023, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7919 "2023-05-13T18:12:20Z")
They thought it was marzipan but the letters were just plastic. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2023, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7920 "2023-05-13T20:08:48Z")
I think there’s No Doubt who wins this! @Knowed_Out, you’re up! ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2023, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7921 "2023-05-14T02:46:50Z")
[![](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/f5/4b/c3/f54bc3459d5fb1ab99fab3a994757d83.jpg) ](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/f5/4b/c3/f54bc3459d5fb1ab99fab3a994757d83.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2023, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7922 "2023-05-14T03:52:15Z")
Hormel’s new line of toilet paper wipes out the competition. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2023, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7923 "2023-05-14T03:53:51Z")
There is nothing that bacon cannot improve. ---
**Author:** ![Tatterdemalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/43a26b/32.png) [@Tatterdemalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tatterdemalion)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2023, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7924 "2023-05-14T04:18:13Z")
Now with added nitrates. ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2023, 6:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7925 "2023-05-14T06:20:18Z")
When I asked for a bacon roll, this is not what I had in mind. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2023, 10:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7926 "2023-05-17T10:54:19Z")
> [@knoodler](#): > > Hormel’s new line of toilet paper wipes out the competition. Sorry, forgot. Take it away knoodling one. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731.md?page=395) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731.md?page=397)