# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 398
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2023, 10:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7947 "2023-05-21T10:47:45Z")
“Mommy, not in front of my friends!” ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2023, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7948 "2023-05-21T22:56:44Z")
I think @knoodler should get it for this one: > [@knoodler](#): > > “Find the girl. Find Dorothy. Bring her to me.” Your turn, **knoodler**! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2023, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7949 "2023-05-22T03:27:54Z")
Thanks **Spoons**! [![](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/UKFCwrFe88Y/maxresdefault.jpg) ](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/UKFCwrFe88Y/maxresdefault.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2023, 10:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7950 "2023-05-22T10:51:34Z")
Remember teenagers, use Clearasil so that zit on your nose won’t become this! ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2023, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7951 "2023-05-22T14:56:27Z")
They had to substitute for Air Bud that game. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2023, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7952 "2023-05-22T15:10:17Z")
The Rockets soon discovered keeping Sam’s coke habit a secret was futile. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2023, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7953 "2023-05-22T15:20:47Z")
Randy had a head cold, so he put his dribbling nose to work. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2023, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7954 "2023-05-22T20:07:13Z")
Smells like team spirit ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2023, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7955 "2023-05-22T23:14:04Z")
> [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > Remember teenagers, use Clearasil so that zit on your nose won’t become this! This triggered pizza-face memories! You win, @Knowed_Out! ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2023, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7956 "2023-05-23T00:14:04Z")
Where’s that string bass staccato coming from? [![](https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2023/05/birds-with-threatening-auras-21-6461d638c4765__700.jpg) ](https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2023/05/birds-with-threatening-auras-21-6461d638c4765__700.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2023, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7957 "2023-05-23T00:48:20Z")
The virtual version of _Angry Birds_ is kind of terrifying. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2023, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7958 "2023-05-23T01:05:47Z")
“Swanee,” my ass, runt! ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2023, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7959 "2023-05-23T02:04:29Z")
“When the day is bad, and the wind is wet, And the goose is flying low…” ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2023, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7960 "2023-05-23T03:37:39Z")
Goose! Goose! DUCK! ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2023, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7961 "2023-05-24T21:57:26Z")
I bet you can squeal like a pig. Weeeeeeee! ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2023, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7962 "2023-05-25T01:51:37Z")
> [@Lumpy](#): > > “When the day is bad, and the wind is wet, And the goose is flying low…” For your clever parody of a Little Drummer Boy song, the sticks pass to you, Lumpy! ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2023, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7963 "2023-05-25T03:00:34Z")
Late; I’ll have to post a new picture tomorrow. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2023, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7964 "2023-05-31T07:55:51Z")
Is it tomorrow yet? ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2023, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7965 "2023-05-31T14:50:28Z")
I’m having problems, someone else please take the reins. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2023, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7966 "2023-06-01T00:18:35Z")
> [@Quondam\_Mechanic](#): > > “Swanee,” my ass, runt! I hereby declare this entry the actual winner. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731.md?page=397) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731.md?page=399)