# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 400
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2023, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7987 "2023-06-06T00:49:51Z")
Okay, @iamtractorboy The rink is yours. > [@iamatractorboy](#): > > Fantastic, now all we need is the ice rink! ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2023, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7988 "2023-06-06T05:27:13Z")
[https://noguiltlife.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/12/snow-memes-for-blizzards-1357x2048.jpg.webp](https://noguiltlife.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/12/snow-memes-for-blizzards-1357x2048.jpg.webp) Sticking with the ice theme. Sorry everyone, I still can’t work out how to get the photo on here despite being told how to do it! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2023, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7989 "2023-06-06T06:07:48Z")
Here we go: [![](https://noguiltlife.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/12/snow-memes-for-blizzards-1357x2048.jpg) ](https://noguiltlife.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/12/snow-memes-for-blizzards-1357x2048.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2023, 10:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7990 "2023-06-06T10:45:02Z")
Headache gone yet? ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2023, 10:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7991 "2023-06-06T10:46:51Z")
“Tell Mr. Scott that the transporter needs to be recalibrated.” ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2023, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7992 "2023-06-06T12:33:47Z")
To make their point that climate change is a hoax, rather than stick their heads in the sand, some deniers stick their heads in snowbanks. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2023, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7993 "2023-06-06T13:50:37Z")
There was a hole in the dike… ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2023, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7994 "2023-06-07T04:59:58Z")
There’s a place in Gdansk where the women wear no pants There’s a hole in the ice where the men can watch them— Nice! ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2023, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7995 "2023-06-07T05:16:15Z")
Dude! You’ve never seen a Yeti glory hole? ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2023, 10:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7996 "2023-06-07T10:57:46Z")
Thanks Spoons. One day I might be able to master this new fangled internet thing. ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2023, 10:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7997 "2023-06-07T10:58:32Z")
A great selection of captions but I am going to go with Oly this time! ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2023, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7998 "2023-06-07T12:42:14Z")
I’m chilled and thrilled! [![](https://i.gifer.com/IjC.gif) ](https://i.gifer.com/IjC.gif) ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2023, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/7999 "2023-06-07T14:26:23Z")
[Yosemite Sam voice]: “Move I say! Move! Dagnabbit when I see Move I say- STOP! Stop moving!” ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2023, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8000 "2023-06-07T15:25:00Z")
He later sued the lake for not having a “WARNING: Rock formations are not steady and are subject to collapse from idiots stomping” sign. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2023, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8001 "2023-06-08T03:16:16Z")
“I don’t understand. It never broke when that coyote stomped on it. Oh, wait; it did.” ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2023, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8002 "2023-06-09T04:48:01Z")
Q: How do you greet a Jewish cowboy? A: Yo! Semite Sam! All yours, **Lumpster**! ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2023, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8003 "2023-06-09T17:57:50Z")
Both in the news and should inspire captions: [![](https://tse4.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIF.qW7Xv8%2fHyiz5Kb6%2bnNk20A) ](https://tse4.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIF.qW7Xv8%2fHyiz5Kb6%2bnNk20A) ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2023, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8004 "2023-06-09T18:37:50Z")
What the hell did you put in my drink? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2023, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8005 "2023-06-09T18:41:16Z")
♫ ♪ _When the smog hits your eyes and’a you start to cry, that’s abhorrent…_ ♫ ♪ ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2023, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8006 "2023-06-09T19:28:53Z")
New York used to just _smell_ like urine. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731.md?page=399) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731.md?page=401)