# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 401
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2023, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8007 "2023-06-09T19:48:37Z")
The famous New York City orange Jell-O mold. ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2023, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8008 "2023-06-09T19:55:02Z")
Pea soup gets an upgrade; now it’s carrot and coriander. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2023, 11:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8009 "2023-06-10T11:06:03Z")
Blame Canada Blame Canada With all their hockey hullabaloo And that bitch Anne Murray, too Blame Canada! Shame on Canada ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2023, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8010 "2023-06-10T23:27:02Z")
Actually, I understand they really did add verses to “Blame Canada” to include the wildfire smoke. However, I’m giving the win to > [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](#): > > New York used to just _smell_ like urine. And on that cheery note we await the next entry. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2023, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8011 "2023-06-10T23:33:31Z")
Back to silly superheroes… [![](https://www.comicbasics.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/dumb-codpiece.jpg) ](https://www.comicbasics.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/dumb-codpiece.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2023, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8012 "2023-06-10T23:44:51Z")
Yeah, but how soon can he fire again? ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2023, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8013 "2023-06-11T01:01:18Z")
“What’s everybody looking at?” _Villains/Bystanders in unison:_ **“NOTHING!”** ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2023, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8014 "2023-06-11T03:09:53Z")
Do you think he’s overcompensating for something? ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2023, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8015 "2023-06-11T04:27:33Z")
He had to take a desk job after his prostate started acting up. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2023, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8016 "2023-06-11T04:31:55Z")
“And that, Robin, is why we use our minds to solve crimes. We don’t want our balls blown off.” ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2023, 9:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8017 "2023-06-11T09:06:01Z")
“It gets me into bank vaults just dandy, but I’m not loving the recoil.” ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2023, 11:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8018 "2023-06-11T11:20:02Z")
“Don’t see 'em this big except in Texas.” ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2023, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8019 "2023-06-12T01:30:20Z")
I hate to bounce it back to @Lumpy so soon, but he had the one that made me laugh loudest… > [@Lumpy](#): > > Yeah, but how soon can he fire again? ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2023, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8020 "2023-06-12T14:35:08Z")
Thanks Elmer! This one looks like it has some potential: [![](https://tse3.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.Ejx0qYsjxhSgV_n7ifUSugHaDt&pid=ImgDet&rs=1) ](https://tse3.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.Ejx0qYsjxhSgV_n7ifUSugHaDt&pid=ImgDet&rs=1) ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2023, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8021 "2023-06-12T15:56:57Z")
First Phil Coulson, now him. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2023, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8022 "2023-06-12T16:45:15Z")
The A stands for “adorable”. ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2023, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8023 "2023-06-12T17:20:47Z")
“ I’m gonna love him, and hug him, and pet him, and call him _George!_ ” (well, it won last time you posted this picture !! [🔗](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest/915731/6664)) ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2023, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8024 "2023-06-12T19:09:21Z")
“Because it’s PRIDE month, Cap!” ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2023, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8025 "2023-06-12T19:27:36Z")
Deadpool: I can do this all day… Cap: … ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2023, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8026 "2023-06-12T22:00:15Z")
> [@pjd](#): > > “ I’m gonna love him, and hug him, and pet him, and call him _George!_ ” > > (well, it won last time you posted this picture !! [🔗](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest/915731/6664)) Oops. We can start again if folks want. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731.md?page=400) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731.md?page=402)