# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 405
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2023, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8087 "2023-06-29T12:44:44Z")
All very nice, but I’m going with… > [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > In the latest episode of _The Adventures of Wheelbarrow Head_, the titular character bravely ventures off to confront his arch-nemesis Sewer Mouth. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2023, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8088 "2023-06-29T15:24:07Z")
Thanks Prof. [![](https://onecms-res.cloudinary.com/image/upload/s--izR77lC_--/c_fill,g_auto,h_468,w_830/f_auto,q_auto/v1/mediacorp/cna/image/2022/09/09/bstudio_asm_patriciapiccinini_the_bond_2016_detail.jpg?itok=SrciBUUC) ](https://onecms-res.cloudinary.com/image/upload/s--izR77lC_--/c_fill,g_auto,h_468,w_830/f_auto,q_auto/v1/mediacorp/cna/image/2022/09/09/bstudio_asm_patriciapiccinini_the_bond_2016_detail.jpg?itok=SrciBUUC) ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2023, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8089 "2023-06-29T15:55:03Z")
If Hagrid’s spell on Dudley Dursley had worked somewhat better. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2023, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8090 "2023-06-29T16:05:32Z")
Miss Piggy: The Early Years ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2023, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8091 "2023-06-29T16:46:33Z")
Don’t see Cronenberg’s _Charlotte’s Web_ before lunch. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2023, 11:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8092 "2023-06-30T11:47:34Z")
All yours Elmer. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2023, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8093 "2023-06-30T14:15:52Z")
Thanks! [![](https://historydaily.org/content/53704/72bc03487d9acfb5c6973c6cbcdd464b.jpg) ](https://historydaily.org/content/53704/72bc03487d9acfb5c6973c6cbcdd464b.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2023, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8094 "2023-06-30T14:48:17Z")
The Boxing Beauties of Brooklyn ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2023, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8095 "2023-06-30T15:22:16Z")
The First Rule of Rooftop Fight Club is… ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2023, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8096 "2023-06-30T18:45:41Z")
_Joan Crawford and Betty Davis: The Early Years_ ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2023, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8097 "2023-07-03T19:22:49Z")
The winner: > [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > Joan Crawford and Betty Davis: The Early Years ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2023, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8098 "2023-07-03T19:44:39Z")
Let’s try this one: [![](https://wl-brightside.cf.tsp.li/resize/728x/jpg/e34/100/7e0f8954599e099ceea09722a3.jpg) ](https://wl-brightside.cf.tsp.li/resize/728x/jpg/e34/100/7e0f8954599e099ceea09722a3.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![furryman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/furryman/32/99_2.png) [@furryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furryman)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2023, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8099 "2023-07-03T19:50:04Z")
Camel Lot is two blocks west. Let’s go to Camel Lot… …Let’s not tis a silly place. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2023, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8100 "2023-07-03T20:11:58Z")
Muamar here gets the best mileage of all. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2023, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8101 "2023-07-03T20:20:55Z")
He certainly didn’t have to walk a mile. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2023, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8102 "2023-07-03T21:51:24Z")
Cal Worthington’s dog Spot between takes. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2023, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8103 "2023-07-04T02:51:59Z")
> [@furryman](#): > > Camel Lot is two blocks west. > Let’s go to Camel Lot… …Let’s not tis a silly place. This gets two humps up. ---
**Author:** ![furryman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/furryman/32/99_2.png) [@furryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furryman)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2023, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8104 "2023-07-04T17:41:17Z")
[![](https://cdn.britannica.com/87/205187-050-BEE2B338/tapetum-lucidum-light-retina-night-vision-vertebrates.jpg) ](https://cdn.britannica.com/87/205187-050-BEE2B338/tapetum-lucidum-light-retina-night-vision-vertebrates.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2023, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8105 "2023-07-04T18:14:08Z")
Mittens overdid it on the kitty grass again. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2023, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8106 "2023-07-04T18:18:58Z")
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