# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 41
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2020, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/802 "2020-09-08T21:02:44Z")
Little Debby never stopped to wonder why Mom had two thumbs. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2020, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/803 "2020-09-08T21:16:36Z")
Little Debbie knew that this sandwich would kick Chuck Noris’ ass. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2020, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/804 "2020-09-09T03:39:48Z")
Now at a theater near you - See the even more frightening sequel to Children of the Corn: _ **Children of the Enriched Wheat!** _ ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2020, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/805 "2020-09-09T04:10:41Z")
“Mmm … I love eating ladyfingers!” ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2020, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/806 "2020-09-09T04:12:10Z")
“Mommy, according to _McCall’s_, your nail polish should match the jam.” ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/807 "2020-09-09T04:15:01Z")
“Mommy, Marcia, Jan, and the boys and I were wondering… what ever happened to Tiger???” ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2020, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/808 "2020-09-09T04:26:58Z")
Like the great child model she was, Sally perfectly followed the photographer’s instructions about looking with anticipation at what would become her lunch, but forgot to fully hide her rum-and-Coke behind the loaf of bread. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2020, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/809 "2020-09-09T05:36:12Z")
This one made me laugh the loudest: > [@Quondam\_Mechanic](#): > > This was the hardest part – staying calm so that she could spread half-clotted blood just the way Susie liked it, knowing that if Susie got too impatient, her little white teeth would soon be ripping Mother’s throat out. You’re up, QM! ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2020, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/810 "2020-09-09T15:08:12Z")
Thanks, Elmer! I’m gettin’ on it right now… ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2020, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/811 "2020-09-09T15:24:49Z")
[![](https://previews.123rf.com/images/taichesco/taichesco1303/taichesco130300015/18674439-a-small-crowd-of-pink-piggy-banks-viewed-from-behind-at-random-mode-stand-in-front-a-big-armored-pig.jpg) ](https://previews.123rf.com/images/taichesco/taichesco1303/taichesco130300015/18674439-a-small-crowd-of-pink-piggy-banks-viewed-from-behind-at-random-mode-stand-in-front-a-big-armored-pig.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2020, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/812 "2020-09-09T15:36:55Z")
Ohweeoh, oink, oink. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2020, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/813 "2020-09-09T16:25:21Z")
_Now, I’m banking on all you guys to bring home the bacon!_ ---
**Author:** ![Ponderoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponderoid/32/19221_2.png) [@Ponderoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponderoid)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2020, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/814 "2020-09-09T16:29:59Z")
“…And the piggies bowed and prayed to the iron god they made…” ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2020, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/815 "2020-09-09T16:32:47Z")
“We may be just a nickel and dime operation right now but someday…” ---
**Author:** ![FastDan1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fastdan1/32/427_2.png) [@FastDan1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FastDan1)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2020, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/816 "2020-09-09T16:38:59Z")
The _Tenderloins of Steel_ workout video is really taking off! ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2020, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/817 "2020-09-09T16:53:29Z")
The pigs gladly accepted the gift into their city. Unfortunately for the wolf hiding inside it, his assistants had been overzealous in their riveting… ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2020, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/818 "2020-09-09T16:58:58Z")
You swine! Bow to your new god - Mechapigzilla! ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2020, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/819 "2020-09-09T17:21:31Z")
_The reenactment of Bacon’s Rebellion was a smash._ ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2020, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/820 "2020-09-09T17:24:54Z")
The Swine Lake Ballet Troupe interprets Hollywood’s 100 Greatest Crowd Scenes. ---
**Author:** ![furryman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/furryman/32/99_2.png) [@furryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furryman)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2020, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/821 "2020-09-09T18:22:14Z")
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