# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 414
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2023, 10:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8267 "2023-08-14T10:59:09Z")
That calls for a drink. Or? [![](https://atchuup.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/bf20.jpg) ](https://atchuup.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/bf20.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2023, 11:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8268 "2023-08-14T11:21:20Z")
“Here ya go kid. First cup’s free.” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2023, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8269 "2023-08-14T12:42:18Z")
Global Warming: How To Profit ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2023, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8270 "2023-08-14T13:54:16Z")
“Hey…” “Shhh! Don’t say his name! Or he’ll crash through that wall over there.” ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2023, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8271 "2023-08-14T14:34:35Z")
“Hey, Culligan boy!” ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2023, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8272 "2023-08-14T17:28:18Z")
Dixie Cups tried running a franchise model but it never was profitable. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2023, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8273 "2023-08-15T12:12:25Z")
For resurrecting my memories of Dixie Cups _and_ the corny jokes that resided there upon, this one’s the wiener. 😁 > [@Lumpy](#): > > Dixie Cups tried running a franchise model but it never was profitable ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2023, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8274 "2023-08-15T15:22:57Z")
I was revisiting an old thread and rather than revive a zombie this is the best place to bring it up: [![](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/6f/e2/04/6fe204508e4ed8f18d9de6c9e4d89b09.jpg) ](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/6f/e2/04/6fe204508e4ed8f18d9de6c9e4d89b09.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2023, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8275 "2023-08-15T15:42:06Z")
Oh my god! They killed Pterry! You bastards! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2023, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8276 "2023-08-15T16:00:23Z")
The Deadly Dactyl Dastards and their Dogs ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2023, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8277 "2023-08-15T16:30:32Z")
Batman’s early ideas for a costume required a much larger support staff. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2023, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8278 "2023-08-15T16:46:37Z")
“We ain’t stuffed the alien that was ridin’ in it yet.” ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2023, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8279 "2023-08-18T02:15:32Z")
My bad, I’ve been sick and I haven’t kept up with my internet forums. Better late than never to: > [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > “We ain’t stuffed the alien that was ridin’ in it yet.” ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2023, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8280 "2023-08-19T02:17:03Z")
Caption this Travis Chapman painting. [![](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FNgavbnVEBIFUJz.jpg) ](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FNgavbnVEBIFUJz.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2023, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8281 "2023-08-19T02:26:47Z")
“I don’t care if I am his father. I never liked the little putz!” ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2023, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8282 "2023-08-19T05:50:54Z")
“Who wants dark meat?” ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2023, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8283 "2023-08-19T05:54:26Z")
“This is what you get for creating my mask, which, as you designed, has lopsided eyes!” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2023, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8284 "2023-08-19T15:48:36Z")
Obi-God stays Darth Abraham’s hand e’er he can slay Izzy Lightwalker ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2023, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8285 "2023-08-19T18:25:55Z")
“High five, Vader!” ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2023, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8286 "2023-08-19T19:16:54Z")
Joseph Campbell’s wet dream. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731.md?page=413) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731.md?page=415)