# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 415
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2023, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8287 "2023-08-19T21:56:51Z")
> [@Spoons](#): > > “This is what you get for creating my mask, which, as you designed, has lopsided eyes!” Give us a new serving, **Spoons**. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2023, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8288 "2023-08-20T04:54:03Z")
Thanks! Okay, there’s gotta be something about … this: [![](https://images.saymedia-content.com/.image/t_share/MTc0NTkzOTc1NzQxNjU1MDMw/funny-questions-to-ask-kids.jpg) ](https://images.saymedia-content.com/.image/t_share/MTc0NTkzOTc1NzQxNjU1MDMw/funny-questions-to-ask-kids.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2023, 11:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8289 "2023-08-20T11:53:44Z")
Contrary to popular opinion, Wonder Woman was born in Tuscaloosa, not Themyscira. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2023, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8290 "2023-08-20T12:44:50Z")
It’s amazing what you can get on Amazon these days. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2023, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8291 "2023-08-20T14:50:15Z")
It sucks being the only one to cosplay at GuttrCon. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2023, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8292 "2023-08-20T17:29:49Z")
It’s the latest look for today’s Matchstick Girl. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2023, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8293 "2023-08-21T04:25:36Z")
And this one goes to … > [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](#): > > It sucks being the only one to cosplay at GuttrCon. All yours, @Elmer_J.Fudd ! ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2023, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8294 "2023-08-21T13:17:07Z")
I hope we haven’t this one yet… [![](https://thumbor.bigedition.com/weird-art/vNZrsqqkACifUyD9x7buD-wcXaw=/800x0/filters:quality(80)/granite-web-prod/58/f0/58f00a9225a34149b282e19a4be4802b.jpeg) ](https://thumbor.bigedition.com/weird-art/vNZrsqqkACifUyD9x7buD-wcXaw=/800x0/filters:quality(80)/granite-web-prod/58/f0/58f00a9225a34149b282e19a4be4802b.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2023, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8295 "2023-08-21T13:38:30Z")
More fun than a barrel full of barbers. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2023, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8296 "2023-08-21T15:07:30Z")
You’d think the cats would have learned after the incident with the chestnuts, but no… ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2023, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8297 "2023-08-21T18:22:57Z")
“I’d tip you a banana, but it offended me and I knocked it out the window.” ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2023, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8298 "2023-08-23T02:23:08Z")
That’s all the response I get for posting an image with a shaved…uh, cat? @knoodler gets the win because the other two jokes went over my head. > [@knoodler](#): > > More fun than a barrel full of barbers. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2023, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8299 "2023-08-23T13:51:51Z")
Thanks **Elmer**! I’ll try to continue to keep it clean. [![](https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/7CMqsFHel4-png__605.jpg) ](https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/7CMqsFHel4-png__605.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2023, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8300 "2023-08-23T14:13:27Z")
It’s not his fault! _Persuade?_ Just another word for _urge_! ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2023, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8301 "2023-08-23T18:26:02Z")
_Jackass:the early years_ ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2023, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8302 "2023-08-23T18:34:12Z")
When ya gotta go, ya gotta go. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2023, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8303 "2023-08-24T00:38:28Z")
Wunderkind finds the cure for pee shy at age 3. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2023, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8304 "2023-08-24T21:12:15Z")
Twy befo you buy. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2023, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8305 "2023-08-25T01:47:45Z")
This makes sense. I always like to take it for a spin before purchase. > [@Oly](#): > > Twy befo you buy. You’re up! ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2023, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8306 "2023-08-25T05:52:26Z")
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