# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 418
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2023, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8347 "2023-09-01T22:06:37Z")
“They said it was an all-terrain vehicle!!!” ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2023, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8348 "2023-09-01T22:35:27Z")
I think Bob’s Christmas tree is trying to compensate for something. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2023, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8349 "2023-09-02T13:25:21Z")
Lots of great answers to choose from! My personal preference: > [@Lumpy](#): > > “You couldn’t stop and ask for directions!” ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2023, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8350 "2023-09-02T16:14:35Z")
Thanks Prof! So many possibilities came up when I image searched Worst Present. I’ll go with this one: [![](https://th.bing.com/th/id/R.e53105b54aa3387b937180eda95fa0f1?rik=v1T%2fhm%2bDIkB43Q&riu=http%3a%2f%2fsuburbanturmoil.com%2fwp-content%2fuploads%2f2012%2f12%2f91-YOr1Rf0L._SL1500_.jpg&ehk=QKXLQhFb0Z1v%2fSWa9CM9ZylJcr7izdlL96Erpc1yH7E%3d&risl=&pid=ImgRaw&r=0) ](https://th.bing.com/th/id/R.e53105b54aa3387b937180eda95fa0f1?rik=v1T%2fhm%2bDIkB43Q&riu=http%3a%2f%2fsuburbanturmoil.com%2fwp-content%2fuploads%2f2012%2f12%2f91-YOr1Rf0L._SL1500_.jpg&ehk=QKXLQhFb0Z1v%2fSWa9CM9ZylJcr7izdlL96Erpc1yH7E%3d&risl=&pid=ImgRaw&r=0) ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2023, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8351 "2023-09-02T16:26:21Z")
“Yeah, we don’t serve Baby Ruths in this candy dish any more.” ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2023, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8352 "2023-09-02T16:35:30Z")
BM & Ms? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2023, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8353 "2023-09-02T16:52:54Z")
I hope there’s no brown ones in there. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2023, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8354 "2023-09-05T02:48:18Z")
Four anyone who has ever wondered where the Easter bunny poops. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2023, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8355 "2023-09-05T03:13:39Z")
The inevitable potty humor was a given, but I liked this one the best: > [@knoodler](#): > > I hope there’s no brown ones in there. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2023, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8356 "2023-09-05T14:44:31Z")
Thanks **Lumpy**! It’s time for football. And amazing camera angles. [![](https://i.pinimg.com/1200x/c6/3b/14/c63b140bf16430ef4a891453b670023e.jpg) ](https://i.pinimg.com/1200x/c6/3b/14/c63b140bf16430ef4a891453b670023e.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2023, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8357 "2023-09-05T16:50:38Z")
Jones never had a chance to be one of the legendary Four Horsemen of Notre Dame, but he earned a reputation as the “Headless Horseman.” ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2023, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8358 "2023-09-05T17:26:44Z")
“‘Spot the ball’ competitions have become a little stale, so we decided to change it up a little.” (This may only work for UK Dopers!) ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2023, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8359 "2023-09-05T19:18:02Z")
Looks like Ichabod Crane missed the tackle. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2023, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8360 "2023-09-05T21:16:57Z")
Removal of the helmet! 15 yards! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2023, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8361 "2023-09-05T21:48:52Z")
Coach: “Ummm … Bruiser? When I said, ‘Get in there and rip his head off,’ I didn’t mean _literally_ …” ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2023, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8362 "2023-09-06T15:03:16Z")
> [@Kent\_Clark](#): > > Jones never had a chance to be one of the legendary Four Horsemen of Notre Dame, but he earned a reputation as the “Headless Horseman.” It’s hard to top this caption! You’re next, @Kent_Clark! ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2023, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8363 "2023-09-06T16:05:18Z")
Thanks @knoodler! It’s September and soon the leaves will start turning [![](https://i.pinimg.com/564x/e7/34/81/e734816295562cfa6ccf2263275b849f.jpg) ](https://i.pinimg.com/564x/e7/34/81/e734816295562cfa6ccf2263275b849f.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2023, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8364 "2023-09-06T16:08:19Z")
You no longer have to take the blame for everything, 'cause here comes… Fall Guy! ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2023, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8365 "2023-09-06T20:48:46Z")
_“Lookin’ good, kid. Now take this tray of pumpkin spice latte samples out to the sidewalk and start passing’ 'em out.”_ ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2023, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8366 "2023-09-06T20:59:56Z")
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