# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 42
**Author:** ![furryman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/furryman/32/99_2.png) [@furryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furryman)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2020, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/822 "2020-09-09T18:29:12Z")
I hate to ask, but how do we get our money out of it? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2020, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/823 "2020-09-09T18:42:39Z")
_and then, children, I ate the Big Bad Wolf._ ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2020, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/824 "2020-09-09T18:52:54Z")
The chemical symbol for lead is “Pb”, Dave, not “Pg”! ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2020, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/825 "2020-09-09T18:59:54Z")
_“I’m the Federal Reserve System. Which of you said I was insolvent?”_ ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2020, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/826 "2020-09-09T19:10:56Z")
“Come with me if you want to live.” ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2020, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/827 "2020-09-10T00:17:03Z")
Led Zeppelin’s rip-off of Pink Floyd’s inflatable pigs went over like a lead balloon. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2020, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/828 "2020-09-10T02:29:23Z")
_And, nobody, get this, nobody had better wee-wee-wee all the way home!_ ---
**Author:** ![MissTake](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misstake/32/3189_2.png) [@MissTake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissTake)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2020, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/829 "2020-09-10T03:09:35Z")
Odysseus had his wooden horse; Jimmy Dean decided to modernize. ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2020, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/830 "2020-09-10T03:38:23Z")
_Everyone was mesmerized by Old Major’s iron logic._ ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2020, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/831 "2020-09-10T14:59:17Z")
Wow, great stuff! Very fond of **Prof. Pepperwinkle** ’s “wee-wee-wee” joke, and **Ponderoid** ’s “bowed and prayed.” But I decided to pick the winner from the few that managed to work in the fact (if that’s the right word) that the piggies are banks. The winner is **furryman** ’s “I hate to ask, but how do we get our money out of it?” ---
**Author:** ![furryman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/furryman/32/99_2.png) [@furryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furryman)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2020, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/832 "2020-09-10T20:02:13Z")
Thanks. [![](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/sspgqGWIxro/maxresdefault.jpg) ](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/sspgqGWIxro/maxresdefault.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2020, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/833 "2020-09-10T20:08:29Z")
Something went seriously wrong with Muffy’s spay. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2020, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/834 "2020-09-10T20:09:52Z")
If you live in a Tiny House, you need a Compact Persian. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2020, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/835 "2020-09-10T20:11:40Z")
When a mommy Persian and a daddy Tribble love each other very much and Dr. Bones is in the mood for a little experimentation… ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2020, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/836 "2020-09-10T20:18:19Z")
Not every child has the patience for a Build-A-Cat kit. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2020, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/837 "2020-09-10T20:26:58Z")
“You didn’t say you wanted a cat with a nose. That’ll be extra.” ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2020, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/838 "2020-09-10T20:28:37Z")
“Here’s Fifi, minus a few parts Maybe next time you’ll pay the ransom quicker.” ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2020, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/839 "2020-09-10T20:35:19Z")
“We’ve repaired your Meoomba dust mop now so that if you leave the closet door closed again, she’ll meow until you let her back in or out.” ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2020, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/840 "2020-09-10T20:37:12Z")
A hairball so big it coughed up itself. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2020, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/841 "2020-09-10T22:06:53Z")
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