# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 421
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2023, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8407 "2023-09-19T15:03:43Z")
“Do you need help adjusting your face, dear?” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2023, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8408 "2023-09-19T18:04:51Z")
Yeah, I slept with your husband. He’s not much of a lay, is he? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2023, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8409 "2023-09-20T21:22:35Z")
This one is going to take this round: > [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](#): > > “Really, Agnes? A dirty spoon? You had one job…” Well done, @Elmer_J.Fudd ! ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2023, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8410 "2023-09-20T21:48:38Z")
Thanks! [![](https://scoutlife.org/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/funnycaption-jan.jpg) ](https://scoutlife.org/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/funnycaption-jan.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2023, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8411 "2023-09-20T21:51:05Z")
Dumbo was always leery of flying after his ears shrank. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2023, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8412 "2023-09-20T21:52:39Z")
“I’m in seats 12 A, B, and C; 13 A, B, and C; 14 A, B, and C …” ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2023, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8413 "2023-09-20T22:15:42Z")
The passenger who had to sit in the adjacent seat was very unhappy with the airline. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2023, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8414 "2023-09-20T22:20:46Z")
Man, Captain Sully has really let himself go. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2023, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8415 "2023-09-20T23:04:42Z")
“Got any extra trunks?” ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2023, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8416 "2023-09-21T00:18:59Z")
“You got peanuts, right?” ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2023, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8417 "2023-09-21T01:29:15Z")
“I’m sorry, your trunk won’t fit in the overhead. You’ll have to check it.” Not in play [Should airlines be required to offer obese passengers another seat or two at no extra charge?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/should-airlines-be-required-to-offer-obese-passengers-another-seat-or-two-at-no-extra-charge/985445) ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2023, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8418 "2023-09-21T12:12:53Z")
Get me to the RNC, pronto! ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2023, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8419 "2023-09-21T23:42:03Z")
> [@Kent\_Clark](#): > > “I’m sorry, your trunk won’t fit in the overhead. You’ll have to check it.” You’re up @Kent_Clark ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2023, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8420 "2023-09-22T00:30:40Z")
If one elephant is cute, how about two? [![](https://i0.wp.com/puppiesareprozac.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/baby-elephants.jpg?w=500&ssl=1) ](https://i0.wp.com/puppiesareprozac.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/baby-elephants.jpg?w=500&ssl=1) ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2023, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8421 "2023-09-22T01:05:04Z")
Mildred, French kissing sounds like a lot of fun, but really – I think it’s not for us. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2023, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8422 "2023-09-22T01:24:41Z")
But it was so cute when Lady and the Tramp ate their spaghetti this way! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2023, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8423 "2023-09-22T16:30:32Z")
One elephant is fine. But two is simply irrelephant. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2023, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8424 "2023-09-22T16:43:30Z")
Despite getting more votes than any other entry, the Name The Elephant contest at the zoo rejected “Deep Throat”. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2023, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8425 "2023-09-22T17:04:03Z")
Stroke my uvula baby. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2023, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8426 "2023-09-23T02:10:08Z")
That may be the most atrocious pun I’ve ever read. Okay @Prof.Pepperwinkle, you get the prize for pure _chutzpah_. > [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#): > > One elephant is fine. But two is simply irrelephant. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731.md?page=420) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731.md?page=422)