# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 422
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2023, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8427 "2023-09-23T13:01:11Z")
Shalom! Now we’ll try… [![](https://th.bing.com/th/id/R.ea5037a6a2e3cc4540fc38a183333bd7?rik=lUvQyDaQqtWoUg&riu=http%3a%2f%2f3.bp.blogspot.com%2f-S_WUTZWWrX4%2fTlvoPuQPwOI%2fAAAAAAAAD-I%2fbHSsfF1aAfw%2fs1600%2fFunny%2bSquirrels%2bpictures1.jpg&ehk=jRsFTCu%2fwaejkzP224V5avYgU23dwnKMeHCwSaBTzqc%3d&risl=&pid=ImgRaw&r=0) ](https://th.bing.com/th/id/R.ea5037a6a2e3cc4540fc38a183333bd7?rik=lUvQyDaQqtWoUg&riu=http%3a%2f%2f3.bp.blogspot.com%2f-S_WUTZWWrX4%2fTlvoPuQPwOI%2fAAAAAAAAD-I%2fbHSsfF1aAfw%2fs1600%2fFunny%2bSquirrels%2bpictures1.jpg&ehk=jRsFTCu%2fwaejkzP224V5avYgU23dwnKMeHCwSaBTzqc%3d&risl=&pid=ImgRaw&r=0) ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2023, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8428 "2023-09-23T14:41:57Z")
Now we’ll see what that damn dog is made of! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2023, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8429 "2023-09-23T14:53:13Z")
Another squirrel of fortune joins the Ukrainian front. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2023, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8430 "2023-09-23T15:17:40Z")
Look out, Bill Murray! ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2023, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8431 "2023-09-23T16:56:28Z")
Bazooka Joe’s replacement literally worked for peanuts. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2023, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8432 "2023-09-23T22:42:49Z")
Their reply to the demand they surrender: “Nuts!” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2023, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8433 "2023-09-24T13:55:11Z")
Love 'em! The winner is… > [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](#): > > Look out, Bill Murray! ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2023, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8434 "2023-09-24T20:11:44Z")
Let’s try this…. [![](https://i.pinimg.com/564x/d7/61/ac/d761ac78ffbff36eb69876b5a0e7525c.jpg) ](https://i.pinimg.com/564x/d7/61/ac/d761ac78ffbff36eb69876b5a0e7525c.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2023, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8435 "2023-09-24T20:12:50Z")
“No matter where you go, there you are.” ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2023, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8436 "2023-09-25T00:21:45Z")
(Not in play: I’m not sure that isn’t a real sign.) ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2023, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8437 "2023-09-25T00:33:37Z")
North America’s only Hydra crossing ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2023, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8438 "2023-09-25T01:18:11Z")
Cthulhu crossing ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2023, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8439 "2023-09-25T02:01:56Z")
YOU ARE HERE. And here. And here. And here. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2023, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8440 "2023-09-25T03:48:08Z")
All roads lead to Ausfahrt. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2023, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8441 "2023-09-25T04:04:00Z")
Warning: Street Hokey Pokey Ahead. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2023, 10:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8442 "2023-09-25T10:58:35Z")
The DOT’s marker for the _Bowling Green Massacre._ ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2023, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8443 "2023-09-26T05:03:22Z")
All good, but this was brilliant… > [@needscoffee](#): > > Warning: Street Hokey Pokey Ahead. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2023, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8444 "2023-09-29T01:11:46Z")
Yo! NeedsCoffee – you’re living up to your username! You won this thing! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2023, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8445 "2023-09-29T15:04:51Z")
@needscoffee ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2023, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8446 "2023-09-29T15:35:20Z")
Oh, goodness, sorry! I’ll have an image up very quickly… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731.md?page=421) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731.md?page=423)