# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 423
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2023, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8447 "2023-09-29T15:36:15Z")
[![](https://i.imgur.com/VcMhe1B.png) ](https://i.imgur.com/VcMhe1B.png) ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2023, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8448 "2023-09-29T16:02:12Z")
Project Gutenberg Threw Up! WaterFall Fiction ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2023, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8449 "2023-09-29T16:05:23Z")
If spam email was printed. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2023, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8450 "2023-09-29T18:17:37Z")
The Library of Congress Book Slide failed to attract riders. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2023, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8451 "2023-09-29T19:20:17Z")
The week Stephen King’s mailman didn’t pick up. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2023, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8452 "2023-09-30T16:11:20Z")
And the winner is > [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](#): > > The week Stephen King’s mailman didn’t pick up. All yours, @Elmer_J.Fudd! ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2023, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8453 "2023-09-30T19:35:25Z")
[![](https://akm-img-a-in.tosshub.com/sites/dailyo//resources/202207/feature-image-records-final260722080436.png?size=*:480) ](https://akm-img-a-in.tosshub.com/sites/dailyo//resources/202207/feature-image-records-final260722080436.png?size=*:480) ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2023, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8454 "2023-09-30T20:58:55Z")
Sure, it’s all fun and games until someone puts their tongue out. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2023, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8455 "2023-09-30T21:41:47Z")
Who does the coolest tonguework, baby? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2023, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8456 "2023-10-01T02:27:42Z")
Cindy’s new job: taste-tester for electric fans. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2023, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8457 "2023-10-01T04:15:50Z")
Tastes great, less filling!! ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2023, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8458 "2023-10-01T14:11:24Z")
An oral pleasure fan ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2023, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8459 "2023-10-02T01:59:46Z")
The winner… > [@knoodler](#): > > Cindy’s new job: taste-tester for electric fans. BTW - Stopping a fan with your tongue consecutive times is actually a way to get into the Guinness Book of World Records. [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/d8oRVuKiDHM/maxresdefault.jpg "Stopping FANS with the TONGUE! - Guinness World Records") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8oRVuKiDHM) ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2023, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8460 "2023-10-02T03:45:52Z")
Thanks **Elmer**! [![](https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/12/25/241915D100000578-0-image-a-14_1419543511331.jpg) ](https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/12/25/241915D100000578-0-image-a-14_1419543511331.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2023, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8461 "2023-10-02T16:01:20Z")
Tom Cruise is Charlie McGee in the latest remake of Stephen King’s _Firestarter_. (Coming to theaters Christmas 2023) ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2023, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8462 "2023-10-02T21:53:08Z")
Extreme photobombing ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2023, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8463 "2023-10-03T00:20:53Z")
Why so serious? ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2023, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8464 "2023-10-03T02:25:00Z")
With SmileClub and HairClub, you’re always ready for your close-up! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2023, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8465 "2023-10-03T02:42:00Z")
All are great, but this one nailed it: > [@Kent\_Clark](#): > > Extreme photobombing ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2023, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8466 "2023-10-03T16:50:16Z")
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