# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 425
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2023, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8487 "2023-10-08T02:32:38Z")
“Honey, I like the baby’s Easter lily display after you fed him the lily seeds, but please be careful what you feed him for Halloween!” ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2023, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8488 "2023-10-08T02:33:45Z")
State’s Evidence exhibit #10 in a child abuse trial. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2023, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8489 "2023-10-08T03:12:57Z")
Anne Geddes must be stopped! ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2023, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8490 "2023-10-08T18:49:16Z")
We have a winner! Go ahead, Mr. Fudd. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2023, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8491 "2023-10-08T18:58:27Z")
Thanks! [![](https://c1.wallpaperflare.com/preview/176/204/992/halloween-horror-fear-humor.jpg) ](https://c1.wallpaperflare.com/preview/176/204/992/halloween-horror-fear-humor.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2023, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8492 "2023-10-08T21:15:20Z")
A man who is his own physician has a fool for a patient. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2023, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8493 "2023-10-09T15:40:16Z")
Well,… that can’t be good. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2023, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8494 "2023-10-09T16:21:04Z")
I don’t think it’s your heart, Fred. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2023, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8495 "2023-10-09T21:43:31Z")
Why, yes, I am from Panama. Why do you ask? ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2023, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8496 "2023-10-09T21:49:54Z")
The winner… > [@Quondam\_Mechanic](#): > > I don’t think it’s your heart, Fred. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2023, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8497 "2023-10-09T22:32:09Z")
Thanks, **Elmer**. I hope this isn’t one I’ve used before. [![](https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/619b6d114292e_6u1p0s6ode571__700.jpg) ](https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/619b6d114292e_6u1p0s6ode571__700.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2023, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8498 "2023-10-09T22:58:24Z")
Mind the Quack! ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2023, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8499 "2023-10-10T02:04:57Z")
Door Dash’s emphasis on fast delivery led to problems with poorly prepared orders. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2023, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8500 "2023-10-10T02:06:42Z")
Considering this was Winnie’s first go at having a support human, she seems to have a good grip on it. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2023, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8501 "2023-10-10T02:41:50Z")
Wanna buy a duck? ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2023, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8502 "2023-10-10T13:29:22Z")
That explains his Anatidaephobia. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2023, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8503 "2023-10-10T13:40:04Z")
Cindy Lu Bedevere, the 21st Century Witch Finder. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2023, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8504 "2023-10-10T14:55:36Z")
Don’t call it a duck! It’s a non-binary waterfowl! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2023, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8505 "2023-10-10T16:54:11Z")
never mind. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2023, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8506 "2023-10-10T22:22:31Z")
> [@boson](#): > > Considering this was Winnie’s first go at having a support human, she seems to have a good grip on it. That’s my fave. Go for it, **boson**! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731.md?page=424) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731.md?page=426)