# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 431
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2023, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8607 "2023-10-31T01:48:40Z")
Continuing a theme. . . [![](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EOq61QwW4AE7aEA?format=jpg&name=360x360) ](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EOq61QwW4AE7aEA?format=jpg&name=360x360) ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2023, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8608 "2023-10-31T02:18:12Z")
It became much easier to groom ski resorts after snowmaking machines were developed. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2023, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8609 "2023-10-31T02:29:26Z")
I’ll just scoop a 6” tunnel to see through ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2023, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8610 "2023-10-31T04:29:25Z")
The winter version of Delta House’s Deathmobile. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2023, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8611 "2023-10-31T04:34:18Z")
“There! Now with a few lumps of coal, a carrot, and a top hat, our Frosty the Snowman float is ready for the Christmas parade!” ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2023, 7:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8612 "2023-10-31T07:08:20Z")
“I told you we should’ve kept the top up today” ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2023, 10:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8613 "2023-10-31T10:19:29Z")
I call this piece “Outdoor Eskimo Pie.” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2023, 12:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8614 "2023-10-31T12:06:22Z")
Where’s Waldo? ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2023, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8615 "2023-10-31T21:56:55Z")
Damn, @Spoons, you’re on fire this week. It’s back in your snow-covered lap. > [@Spoons](#): > > “There! Now with a few lumps of coal, a carrot, and a top hat, our Frosty the Snowman float is ready for the Christmas parade!” ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2023, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8616 "2023-10-31T23:15:48Z")
Thanks! Okay, let’s change things up a bit and head for the beach on a nice summer’s day … [![](https://piximus.net/media/14166/awkward-and-funny-beach-moments-27.jpg) ](https://piximus.net/media/14166/awkward-and-funny-beach-moments-27.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2023, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8617 "2023-10-31T23:32:47Z")
Scene from a remake of “The Wizard of Oz”, featuring the Swimming Monkeys. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2023, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8618 "2023-10-31T23:40:01Z")
“I refuse to negotiate with terrorists!” “That’s okay. We didn’t come to negotiate, we came to terrorize.” ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2023, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8619 "2023-10-31T23:44:34Z")
Just clip out the order form in the back of a comic book and send it in with $1.98. What could go wrong? ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2023, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8620 "2023-11-01T01:34:06Z")
Jaws 8: “We’re gonna need a smaller boat” ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2023, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8621 "2023-11-01T01:52:44Z")
Face it, Britney, you can’t go anywhere without attracting hordes of paparazzi. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2023, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8622 "2023-11-01T02:40:56Z")
The real story of The Hundrenth Monkey. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2023, 10:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8623 "2023-11-01T10:20:31Z")
Why you shouldn’t bring food to the Capuchin Water Park ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2023, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8624 "2023-11-01T16:37:29Z")
Five minutes before Carolyn started chowing down on monkey meat. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2023, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8625 "2023-11-01T23:07:24Z")
And @knoodler takes it for this one: > [@knoodler](#): > > Face it, Britney, you can’t go anywhere without attracting hordes of paparazzi. All yours, **knoodler**! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2023, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8626 "2023-11-02T03:49:28Z")
Thanks **Spoons!** [![](https://ozthoughtsblog.files.wordpress.com/2016/01/odd-people02.jpg) ](https://ozthoughtsblog.files.wordpress.com/2016/01/odd-people02.jpg) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731.md?page=430) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731.md?page=432)