# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 440
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2023, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8787 "2023-11-28T19:13:46Z")
_Big Ass Love_ ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2023, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8788 "2023-11-28T19:18:27Z")
Lower…lower…bit lower… lowerrrrr…TOO LOW!! ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2023, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8789 "2023-11-28T19:37:28Z")
This butt is almost as firm as the NDA we had to sign to get this gig ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2023, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8790 "2023-11-29T05:44:41Z")
Prosecution Exhibit ‘A’ in the case of _‘Barrowman v Danielle, Rebecca, et al’_, claiming unwanted physical contact. _(and in case you’re wondering where I got those names – [thehappyfolk: This is from our photo op with... - Museum of Chaos](https://thewanderingace.tumblr.com/post/42796570159/thehappyfolk-this-is-from-our-photo-op-with) )_ _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2023, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8791 "2023-11-29T06:00:26Z")
Who knew that a simple want ad for a product tester would lead to working for a textile factory owned by four women? Watch “Bob’s Butt,” Thursdays at nine, on UBS. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2023, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8792 "2023-11-29T14:36:06Z")
> [@Bicycle\_Bill](#): > > Prosecution Exhibit ‘A’ in the case of _‘Barrowman v Danielle, Rebecca, et al’_, claiming unwanted physical contact. I had no idea where the picture came from. I actually thought it was Elon Musk. BB wins for doing proper research. ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2023, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8793 "2023-11-29T15:48:12Z")
Actually, I found it when I did a Google search of the photograph because @Knowed_Out said ‘celebrities’, and I didn’t have the foggiest idea whointhehell that guy in the picture was. Let’s turn to the world of nature… [![](https://www.comedywildlifephoto.com/images/wysiwyg/00000059/4_junior-category-winner-and-peoples-choice-winner_jacek-stankiewicz_dispute.jpg) ](https://www.comedywildlifephoto.com/images/wysiwyg/00000059/4_junior-category-winner-and-peoples-choice-winner_jacek-stankiewicz_dispute.jpg) _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2023, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8794 "2023-11-29T15:53:37Z")
“Careful. There’s a cat over there.” ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2023, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8795 "2023-11-29T15:57:52Z")
The Karenbird points out the designated finch roosting tree ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2023, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8796 "2023-11-29T16:06:19Z")
Onward, men! The Tastytreat of Destiny awaits! ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2023, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8797 "2023-11-29T17:17:44Z")
I’m tired of your left-wing politics! ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2023, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8798 "2023-11-29T17:49:14Z")
That damn bird’s nest is a public eyesore! Scraps of God knows what… I mean – just go over there and _look_ at it! Shouldn’t be allowed! Shouldn’t be allowed! ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2023, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8799 "2023-11-29T17:55:09Z")
Out! Now! Both of you! ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2023, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8800 "2023-11-29T21:12:34Z")
“And just why were you bringing a worm to that hussy Robin’s nest?” ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2023, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8801 "2023-11-29T23:30:04Z")
They went that-a-way! ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2023, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8802 "2023-11-30T03:07:08Z")
I caught you with that Robin, so you can just go bob-bob-bobin’ along! ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2023, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8803 "2023-11-30T22:18:03Z")
Hey, the King is trying to guess the airspeed of an unladen swallow! ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2023, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8804 "2023-12-01T03:58:29Z")
Gotta admit that when I first saw that this it looked to me like the one bird was getting chewed out _(beaked out?)_, so @Knowed_Out takes it with > [@](#): > > “And just why were you bringing a worm to that hussy Robin’s nest?” …although Slithy\_Tove was a very close second with the ‘Karenbird’ reference. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2023, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8805 "2023-12-01T15:54:28Z")
Let’s do more aminals. [![](https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/Cb9cnvZMNyU-png__700.jpg) ](https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/Cb9cnvZMNyU-png__700.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2023, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8806 "2023-12-01T16:20:16Z")
Things got strange in the old woods, after Cupid applied for a bow season license. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731.md?page=439) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731.md?page=441)