# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 441
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2023, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8807 "2023-12-01T18:42:32Z")
… Mom? ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2023, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8808 "2023-12-01T23:12:23Z")
No, Bambi, I am not Flower. Now get the #$\*@ out of my face! ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2023, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8809 "2023-12-02T19:39:42Z")
You’re up next Kent! ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2023, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8810 "2023-12-02T21:05:16Z")
Animals it is! And winter, too! [![](https://metro.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2022/12/SEI_137317597-0e65.jpg?quality=90&strip=all&zoom=1&resize=480%2C252) ](https://metro.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2022/12/SEI_137317597-0e65.jpg?quality=90&strip=all&zoom=1&resize=480%2C252) ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2023, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8811 "2023-12-02T23:14:15Z")
Still shot from the closing credits of the one and only aired episode of 70’s buddy cop series _Frosty and Kong_. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2023, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8812 "2023-12-03T03:55:10Z")
Being unable to obtain an albino gorilla, the Grand Fenwick Zoo came up with a next-best solution. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2023, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8813 "2023-12-03T04:01:31Z")
Some broccoli for my vitamin C, a carrot for my vitamin A, and a big banana for my masculine insecurity. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2023, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8814 "2023-12-03T04:02:28Z")
> [@Slithy\_Tove](#): > > Some broccoli for my vitamin C, a carrot for my vitamin A, and a big banana for my masculine insecurity (Not in play: actually I’m pretty sure that’s a female gorilla.) ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2023, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8815 "2023-12-03T16:36:46Z")
Okay kibbitzer, have it your way: Petunia had almost completed her Christmas date build-a-boyfriend project when she realized she’d eaten that all-important banana ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2023, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8816 "2023-12-03T19:50:49Z")
Koko’s attempt at ventriloquism ended with frostbitten fingers. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2023, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8817 "2023-12-04T02:23:12Z")
I snorted. > [@knoodler](#): > > Koko’s attempt at ventriloquism ended with frostbitten fingers. Take it away @knoodler ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2023, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8818 "2023-12-04T15:57:23Z")
Thanks Kent! [![](https://i.pinimg.com/564x/e9/9e/72/e99e72e33788d0b0d7dad7947b553bed.jpg) ](https://i.pinimg.com/564x/e9/9e/72/e99e72e33788d0b0d7dad7947b553bed.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2023, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8819 "2023-12-04T20:06:13Z")
Proof that a duck can beat a cougar. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2023, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8820 "2023-12-04T20:12:06Z")
Pro wrestlers typically wear flamboyant costumes, but Dynamic Duck and Cougar Crippler took things a little too far. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2023, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8821 "2023-12-04T20:55:35Z")
I let my fists do my quacking for me ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2023, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8822 "2023-12-05T15:48:23Z")
You’re up, @Slithy_Tove ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2023, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8823 "2023-12-05T16:01:40Z")
[![](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/f6/a5/86/f6a5865d1e1ac312f66ceb2cd672dc4b--marine-officer-history-pics.jpg) ](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/f6/a5/86/f6a5865d1e1ac312f66ceb2cd672dc4b--marine-officer-history-pics.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2023, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8824 "2023-12-05T16:09:23Z")
“Now now, there’s no need to be afraid! I’m not going to hurt you!” ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2023, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8825 "2023-12-05T16:25:21Z")
All right, all right, I’ll confess: I’ve been crop-dusting all of you while you sleep. ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2023, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8826 "2023-12-05T17:12:51Z")
Action movie villain hoardes: None of that ‘attack one at a time’ BS. THIS is how you get the good guy. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731.md?page=440) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731.md?page=442)