# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 446
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2023, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8907 "2023-12-18T15:40:07Z")
Christmas Day Smack Down ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2023, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8908 "2023-12-18T15:56:39Z")
Cindy discovers the loophole in Santa’s system: “It doesn’t matter if I’m on the naughty list as long as someone smaller than me is on the nice list.” ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2023, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8909 "2023-12-18T18:06:59Z")
Lucy and Linus Van Pelt, the early years. ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2023, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8910 "2023-12-18T18:21:03Z")
Parental voice from off-screen: “Don’t hit your sister, Billy. Remember, she’s a girl.” _**(inspired by real life… )**_ _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2023, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8911 "2023-12-18T19:16:50Z")
Last year she asked Santa for a baby brother. This year she asked for an Aztec priestess costume. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2023, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8912 "2023-12-19T13:28:24Z")
> [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](#): > > Cindy discovers the loophole in Santa’s system: > > “It doesn’t matter if I’m on the naughty list as long as someone smaller than me is on the nice list.” Cindy discovers capitalism. You’re up, Fudd. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2023, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8913 "2023-12-19T15:31:50Z")
[![](https://cloudfront-ap-southeast-2.images.arcpublishing.com/nzme/4UMLZVH2LQIFVMFPN5QD5V6Y3Q.jpg) ](https://cloudfront-ap-southeast-2.images.arcpublishing.com/nzme/4UMLZVH2LQIFVMFPN5QD5V6Y3Q.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2023, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8914 "2023-12-19T15:51:35Z")
When they shake it off it jingles ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2023, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8915 "2023-12-19T15:56:13Z")
On Christmas Eve, Santa goes. Note that we didn’t necessarily say, “To deliver gifts.” ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2023, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8916 "2023-12-19T19:26:23Z")
Is _this_ what we use on the sleigh? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2023, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8917 "2023-12-19T20:10:39Z")
Pissed Again At Christmas ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2023, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8918 "2023-12-19T21:33:59Z")
Ok, you lot are taking too long. I’m going in this. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2023, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8919 "2023-12-20T02:17:25Z")
The Clause that refreshes ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2023, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8920 "2023-12-20T22:55:40Z")
The winner… > [@iamatractorboy](#): > > Ok, you lot are taking too long. I’m going in this. ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2023, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8921 "2023-12-21T05:59:06Z")
Cheers Elmer! Please could someone do the honours with this, I still can’t seem to get photos to display in here… [Sticking with the Xmas theme…](http://static.demilked.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/5a323100d4bc5-5a2e47772a835_IsnEBLj__700.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2023, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8922 "2023-12-21T06:09:00Z")
[![](http://static.demilked.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/5a323100d4bc5-5a2e47772a835_IsnEBLj__700.jpg) ](http://static.demilked.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/5a323100d4bc5-5a2e47772a835_IsnEBLj__700.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2023, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8923 "2023-12-21T06:10:42Z")
Susie needs to take a lesson from Cindy on how to cheat Santa’s system. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2023, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8924 "2023-12-21T14:28:56Z")
How Buddy _really_ ended up at the North Pole ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2023, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8925 "2023-12-21T18:47:49Z")
Home Alone: Survivor Edition ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2023, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8926 "2023-12-21T19:39:08Z")
She didn’t understand that it’s the stork, not Santa, who delivers babies. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731.md?page=445) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731.md?page=447)