# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 447
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2023, 6:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8927 "2023-12-22T06:52:10Z")
> [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](#): > > How Buddy _really_ ended up at the North Pole Well done Doc! You are up… (Thanks Elmer for sorting the photo) ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2023, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8928 "2023-12-23T04:44:27Z")
Thank you. Lets see what this brings… [![](https://stanstudio.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/Santa-Stan-Final.jpg) ](https://stanstudio.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/Santa-Stan-Final.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2023, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8929 "2023-12-23T15:50:59Z")
Santa Garfield hates it when Christmas falls on a Monday. ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2023, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8930 "2023-12-23T16:32:17Z")
Santa not only brings you coal for Christmas, he also lights it for you. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2023, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8931 "2023-12-23T17:23:19Z")
Don’t leave milk for Santa. Turns out he’s lactose intolerant. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2023, 7:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8932 "2023-12-24T07:07:56Z")
“Eric, do you need to sit in the corner until your flaming gas is under control?” ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2023, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8933 "2023-12-24T13:11:34Z")
> [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > Don’t leave milk for Santa. Turns out he’s lactose intolerant I can relate. @Knowed_Out , you’re up. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2023, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8934 "2023-12-24T20:09:20Z")
One more day [![](https://imgix.ranker.com/list_img_v2/9100/2649100/original/weird-christmas-songs-and-collaborations) ](https://imgix.ranker.com/list_img_v2/9100/2649100/original/weird-christmas-songs-and-collaborations) ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2023, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8935 "2023-12-25T00:29:59Z")
“Takes lots of antifreeze to live at the North Pole”. ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2023, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8936 "2023-12-25T01:28:04Z")
Milk and cookies just ain’t gonna cut it for THIS Santa. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2023, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8937 "2023-12-25T04:18:25Z")
Snoop’s ready for Christmas Eve with Martha Stewart. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2023, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8938 "2023-12-25T06:08:55Z")
Snoop’s trying to kick his menthol addiction. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2023, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8939 "2023-12-25T12:52:43Z")
> [@needscoffee](#): > > Snoop’s ready for Christmas Eve with Martha Stewart. You top the Xmas tree, @needscoffee. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2023, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8940 "2023-12-25T15:21:29Z")
Thanks! Let me know if this is a repeat: [![Imgur](https://i.imgur.com/yW6fU0y.jpeg "Cat on chair") ](https://imgur.com/yW6fU0y) ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2023, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8941 "2023-12-25T15:30:48Z")
Ahhh. Much better. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2023, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8942 "2023-12-25T16:51:13Z")
“What? I just this morning saw you tearing all kinds of stuff open. Why can’t I?” ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2023, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8943 "2023-12-25T16:55:52Z")
The dog did it. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2023, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8944 "2023-12-25T23:19:20Z")
The noble Naugahound ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2023, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8945 "2023-12-26T01:23:58Z")
It’s YOUR fault for not feeding me enough. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2023, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/8946 "2023-12-26T01:26:33Z")
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