# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 45
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2020, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/882 "2020-09-14T14:11:25Z")
Gladly. [![](https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/9454581_5564-5f0bbb2ddd34b__880.jpg) ](https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/9454581_5564-5f0bbb2ddd34b__880.jpg) Yes, that is who you think it is. ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2020, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/883 "2020-09-14T16:08:42Z")
_Cyclops’ brother had been born with an eye mutation._ ---
**Author:** ![MissTake](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misstake/32/3189_2.png) [@MissTake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissTake)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2020, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/884 "2020-09-14T16:57:45Z")
Queer Eye really did help Tommy Lee move into this millennium! ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2020, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/885 "2020-09-14T17:24:17Z")
_Apparently Australopithecus was not from Australia._ ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2020, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/886 "2020-09-14T17:50:59Z")
_“If a man fails to wear his suit, he’ll be nothing but an animal.”_ ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2020, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/887 "2020-09-14T18:49:37Z")
_Hi, this is Tommy Lee Jones for Geico. So easy, a caveman can do it. Now, give me my money._ ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2020, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/888 "2020-09-14T19:19:19Z")
_“The last guy who said bite me ended up on this spit.”_ ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2020, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/889 "2020-09-14T19:24:46Z")
_I’ll be fifteen next Thogsday._ ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2020, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/890 "2020-09-14T19:37:29Z")
Agent K undercover at the Natural History Museum. ---
**Author:** ![FastDan1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fastdan1/32/427_2.png) [@FastDan1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FastDan1)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2020, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/891 "2020-09-14T19:55:29Z")
Hobbit Lee Jones ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2020, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/892 "2020-09-15T06:02:46Z")
_In the early days of MIB, neuralyzers were mostly used for pranks._ ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2020, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/893 "2020-09-15T06:23:11Z")
“Hey Chef Ramsay–welcome to the _real_ Hell’s Kitchen!” ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2020, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/894 "2020-09-15T06:34:05Z")
“Now we rotate it until that tree’s shadow crosses that rock. In the meantime, we’ll prepare a tasty salad of dandelion leaves and wild raspberries, dressed with oregano and crushed wild garlic…” ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2020, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/895 "2020-09-15T14:14:26Z")
> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#): > > Hi, this is Tommy Lee Jones for Geico. So easy, a caveman can do it. Now, give me my money. > [@Skunkdog](#): > > Agent K undercover at the Natural History Museum. I actually had to decide this by coin flip. Take it away @Prof.Pepperwinkle. Original gallery. [Digital Artists Reimagined 31 Celebrities As Neanderthals](https://www.boredpanda.com/celebrities-as-neanderthals-digital-art-design-crowd/) ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2020, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/896 "2020-09-15T16:38:49Z")
Thank you! Here we go: [![](https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/halloween-dracula-making-funny-faces-cool-vampire-minimalist-style-pointy-ears-sharp-fangs-hairstyle-red-cape-45347470.jpg) ](https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/halloween-dracula-making-funny-faces-cool-vampire-minimalist-style-pointy-ears-sharp-fangs-hairstyle-red-cape-45347470.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2020, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/897 "2020-09-15T16:43:24Z")
A moment later, stunned from the impact, Dracula crumpled to the ground like a deflating Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade balloon. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2020, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/898 "2020-09-15T16:44:33Z")
California’s legalization of marijuana had a drastic effect on Dracula’s personality. ---
**Author:** ![furryman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/furryman/32/99_2.png) [@furryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furryman)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2020, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/899 "2020-09-15T18:27:26Z")
Dracula’s brother, Comicula was the white sheep of the family. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2020, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/900 "2020-09-15T19:05:10Z")
I’m glad Bela Lugosi stood his ground on opposing the animated dream sequence in _Dracula_. ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2020, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/901 "2020-09-15T19:15:32Z")
_Drac made quite a fool of himself after he bit all the girls at the vodka party._ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731.md?page=44) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731.md?page=46)