# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 457
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2024, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9127 "2024-02-02T03:29:42Z")
This is what happens when the challenged party is given choice of weapons in a duel. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2024, 11:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9128 "2024-02-02T11:40:54Z")
“Them cousins is always arguin’ over which one’s the father of mah baby.” ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2024, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9129 "2024-02-03T18:31:47Z")
‘roided-out Ernest T. Bass vs 1/2 of the Hager Twins: when Hee-Haw took Pon Farr too far ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2024, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9130 "2024-02-03T19:15:29Z")
The winner… > [@Kent\_Clark](#): > > The Branson Dinner Theater’s re-creation of The Last Supper took a number of liberties. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2024, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9131 "2024-02-03T21:08:26Z")
As long as we have pitchforks. . . [![](https://www.walks.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/French-Revolution-600x300.jpg) ](https://www.walks.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/French-Revolution-600x300.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2024, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9132 "2024-02-03T21:22:45Z")
I don’t think they like being called “fish wives”. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2024, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9133 "2024-02-03T22:18:22Z")
We never thought The Dinah would come to this, but after all, it is the 2020s. ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2024, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9134 "2024-02-03T22:44:44Z")
The distaff faction brings up the artillery in the Battle of the Sexes. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2024, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9135 "2024-02-04T00:45:48Z")
Sadie Hawkins Day got a bit out of hand that one time… ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2024, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9136 "2024-02-04T02:59:14Z")
No, Helen, we’re not stopping so you can get your nails done. ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2024, 7:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9137 "2024-02-04T07:50:29Z")
The World Record attempt for rolling the largest ever cigar attracted amazing support. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2024, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9138 "2024-02-05T01:38:09Z")
I don’t know why, but this made me laugh harder than it probably deserved. Okay @Slithy_Tove, it’s tee time for you. > [@Slithy\_Tove](#): > > We never thought The Dinah would come to this, but after all, it is the 2020s. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2024, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9139 "2024-02-05T02:01:29Z")
Since someone, in another thread, posted their objection to Maurice Sendak’s _In the Night Kitchen_ (for the penis, not because it’s an unabashed ripoff of Little Nemo in Slumberland) [![](https://biblioklept.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/in_the_night_kitchen031.jpg?w=768&h=746) ](https://biblioklept.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/in_the_night_kitchen031.jpg?w=768&h=746) ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2024, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9140 "2024-02-05T14:56:17Z")
Mickey’s off his meds again. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2024, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9141 "2024-02-05T15:00:45Z")
In 1948, the Dartford, Kent Fire Department was summoned to the Jagger household no less than 17 times. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2024, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9142 "2024-02-05T15:05:50Z")
If Mickey’s up, the whole household is up. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2024, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9143 "2024-02-05T17:52:20Z")
The cock that roused Tennessee. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2024, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9144 "2024-02-06T02:58:41Z")
> [@knoodler](#): > > If Mickey’s up, the whole household is up. Youdler knoodler. Make it goodler. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2024, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9145 "2024-02-07T15:56:08Z")
Sorry for the hold up! [![](https://www.timesrecordnews.com/gcdn/presto/2022/11/30/PWTR/a5114cf3-5993-4896-aa9a-623fab81d986-henry_helms_sep6_1929_1.jpg?width=660&height=407&fit=crop&format=pjpg&auto=webp) ](https://www.timesrecordnews.com/gcdn/presto/2022/11/30/PWTR/a5114cf3-5993-4896-aa9a-623fab81d986-henry_helms_sep6_1929_1.jpg?width=660&height=407&fit=crop&format=pjpg&auto=webp) ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2024, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9146 "2024-02-07T17:07:22Z")
After Texas’ first electrocution, it seemed only natural to twist Helm’s nipples to see if he could pick up WRR out of Dallas [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731.md?page=456) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731.md?page=458)