# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 46
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2020, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/902 "2020-09-15T19:25:08Z")
_Jim Carrey’s version of the Vampire King was insanely popular among pre-teen audiences._ ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2020, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/903 "2020-09-15T20:01:55Z")
_Brave men and good ol’ scary Halloweens are a thing of the past._ ---
**Author:** ![FastDan1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fastdan1/32/427_2.png) [@FastDan1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FastDan1)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2020, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/904 "2020-09-15T22:27:01Z")
No Drac, I said “chance of flood”, not “dance for blood”. ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2020, 8:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/905 "2020-09-16T08:54:52Z")
_They’re all cute when they’re little._ ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2020, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/906 "2020-09-16T12:49:29Z")
…is the winner! Take it away, Placebo! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2020, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/907 "2020-09-16T12:50:44Z")
> [@PlaceboTarget](#): > > They’re all cute when they’re little. Sorry, this is the winning line. ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2020, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/908 "2020-09-16T15:09:19Z")
> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#): > > Take it away, Placebo! Thank you. 🙂 It is 6 p.m. in Romania right now and my daughter should arrive home in about an hour. I think she would like to suggest the next picture, so let us wait a little please. ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2020, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/909 "2020-09-16T16:27:17Z")
Here is the new picture: > **[25 Squeamish Images That Are Cursed By Cringe Lords | Cursed images, Funny...](https://www.pinterest.com/pin/428967933262591142/sent/?invite_code=0a3a162830084d9abd7ecfcc265f84d9&sender_id=717691028026480351)** > > Aug 7, 2019 - 25 Squeamish Images That Are Cursed By Cringe Lords - The internet has generated a huge amount of laughs from cats and FAILS. And we all out of cats. ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2020, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/910 "2020-09-16T16:34:46Z")
You can view the image here, as well: > **[caption-contest hosted at ImgBB](https://ibb.co/P62Cz8W)** > > Image caption-contest hosted in ImgBB ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2020, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/911 "2020-09-16T18:24:44Z")
“Harold, get the swatter. There’s something crawling on the ceiling again!” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2020, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/912 "2020-09-16T18:55:29Z")
Area 51: The Go-Go Lounge ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2020, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/913 "2020-09-16T19:22:34Z")
🎶 Walk Like an Arcturan 🎶 ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2020, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/914 "2020-09-17T02:48:56Z")
Gret\*/nAk? Mit"^kLa performed her first levitation today. I need you to come home and GET ME DOWN! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2020, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/915 "2020-09-17T02:53:09Z")
“To demonstrate the hold of Ultra-Clutch hair spray, Barbara used a whole can on her hair, then went for a walk on the ceiling. Notice how not even gravity can defeat Ultra-Clutch!” ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2020, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/916 "2020-09-17T02:57:51Z")
After biting Peter Parker, the radioactive spider bit a few more people, but outside of parlor tricks, none of these other people realized their crime-fighting potential. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2020, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/917 "2020-09-17T05:32:06Z")
“Zarg? Did you forget to warm up the probe again?” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2020, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/918 "2020-09-17T12:37:26Z")
_I told her the one about the man with the wooden leg named Fred._ ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2020, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/919 "2020-09-17T13:11:26Z")
(Not an entry) What was the name of his other leg? (nae) ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2020, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/920 "2020-09-17T18:08:22Z")
I liked this one best: > [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#): > > Area 51: The Go-Go Lounge Okay, @Prof.Pepperwinkle, back to you. 🙂 Please post the next picture to caption. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2020, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/921 "2020-09-17T18:11:55Z")
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