# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 460
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2024, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9187 "2024-02-13T22:39:11Z")
**knoodler** deserves kudos for finally putting that Art History degree to good use, but @Knowed_Out gets the maniacal last laugh. Go Go KO. > [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > When the parade organizers realized this float was commemorating a major criminal who killed hundreds of victims purely to set up wretched puns, they decided to staff it with dour senior citizens who complained about everything and had no reason to smile. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2024, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9188 "2024-02-14T02:00:56Z")
I can’t look away… > **[https://i.redd.it/yb033ix0sm0c1.jpg](https://i.redd.it/yb033ix0sm0c1.jpg)** ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2024, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9189 "2024-02-14T02:02:42Z")
Auditions for the live-action _Kung Fu Panda_ are going well…” ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2024, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9190 "2024-02-14T03:44:52Z")
Cobra Kai _this_, muthaf\*\*\*kas! ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2024, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9191 "2024-02-14T03:46:28Z")
I pity da fool! _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2024, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9192 "2024-02-14T06:39:07Z")
Survived the Chicxulub asteroid, but they won’t survive Dolemite! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2024, 6:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9193 "2024-02-14T06:55:39Z")
Seems that Jerry had danced along to “Kung Fu Fighting” so many times that he learned the skill. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2024, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9194 "2024-02-14T14:57:50Z")
How to clock a croc ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2024, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9195 "2024-02-15T02:06:14Z")
> [@Slithy\_Tove](#): > > Survived the Chicxulub asteroid, but they won’t survive Dolemite! There’s a cool effect in this answer. Highlight “Chicxulub asteroid” and do a Google search. Spoiler: A meteor streaks across your screen and crashes. You’re up @Slithy_Tove ! ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2024, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9196 "2024-02-15T02:38:49Z")
[![](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/9c/William-Adolphe_Bouguereau_-_Les_Or%C3%A9ades.jpg/800px-William-Adolphe_Bouguereau_-_Les_Or%C3%A9ades.jpg) ](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/9c/William-Adolphe_Bouguereau_-_Les_Or%C3%A9ades.jpg/800px-William-Adolphe_Bouguereau_-_Les_Or%C3%A9ades.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2024, 9:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9197 "2024-02-15T09:25:30Z")
“Hey, guys, I know it’s happening right in front of us, but it still looks Photoshopped.” ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2024, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9198 "2024-02-15T15:17:40Z")
“I’d cut in if I knew how to fly.” ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2024, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9199 "2024-02-15T15:39:12Z")
“Look! There go our 72 virgins.” ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2024, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9200 "2024-02-15T15:40:20Z")
“The weatherman can’t get _anything_ right.” ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2024, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9201 "2024-02-15T17:12:53Z")
‘Must be 5 o’ clock Friday again’ ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2024, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9202 "2024-02-16T02:11:55Z")
> [@kaylasdad99](#): > > “Hey, guys, I know it’s happening right in front of us, but it still looks Photoshopped.” @kaylasdad99 wins. Please celebrate safely ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2024, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9203 "2024-02-16T04:11:30Z")
> [@Slithy\_Tove](#): > > Please celebrate safely Ah, the double-edged sword of winning a round in the caption contest. You have to go find a worthy follow-up. Hopefully, this isn’t a repeat. Okay, tell me something about this happy couple. [![](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1601828552881496064/7xh15soJ_400x400.jpg) ](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1601828552881496064/7xh15soJ_400x400.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2024, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9204 "2024-02-16T04:15:36Z")
“Tonight is our night. After all, we are two wild and crazy guys.” ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2024, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9205 "2024-02-16T04:22:32Z")
1. The HOA sent us. The bylaws clearly prohibit bouncy castles at yard parties. 2. Satan: “Well, that is your signature under the request for a 3-way with two beautiful women.” 3. Combines Primal Scream Therapy and commercial meat tenderizing ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2024, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9206 "2024-02-16T15:31:15Z")
Costumes for the play about the [Dragon of Wantley - Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dragon_of_Wantley) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731.md?page=459) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731.md?page=461)