# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 462
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2024, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9227 "2024-02-19T17:40:29Z")
Take it away @Knowed_Out ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2024, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9228 "2024-02-20T00:33:25Z")
Let’s continue the art theme. [![](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2019-07/15/15/asset/31641f4f94c1/sub-buzz-397-1563205483-7.jpg?downsize=600:*&output-format=auto&output-quality=auto) ](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2019-07/15/15/asset/31641f4f94c1/sub-buzz-397-1563205483-7.jpg?downsize=600:*&output-format=auto&output-quality=auto) ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2024, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9229 "2024-02-20T01:10:48Z")
_Papa Don’t Preach_ was so, so long ago. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2024, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9230 "2024-02-20T02:14:30Z")
Hopefully my do-it-yourself facelift is as successful as my homemade corset. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2024, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9231 "2024-02-20T02:29:42Z")
She’s washed her face, now it’s off to the clothesline. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2024, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9232 "2024-02-20T16:14:41Z")
Ye Olde Bride Of Frankenstyne ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2024, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9233 "2024-02-20T23:03:58Z")
DaVinci had to take some extraordinary steps to get the aging Lisa del Giocondo ready to sit for her portrait. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2024, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9234 "2024-02-21T00:18:41Z")
The manor’s laundress finally had enough of the baroness’s bullshit. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2024, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9235 "2024-02-21T00:53:46Z")
It’s a Match! You and Margaret, Countess of Tyrol have liked each other! ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2024, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9236 "2024-02-21T01:28:12Z")
> [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](#): > > The manor’s laundress finally had enough of the baroness’s bullshit. OK Fudd, you have the next in this series. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2024, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9237 "2024-02-21T01:50:41Z")
Here’s some nightmare fuel… [![](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2017-10/16/13/asset/buzzfeed-prod-fastlane-01/sub-buzz-15226-1508174254-1.jpg) ](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2017-10/16/13/asset/buzzfeed-prod-fastlane-01/sub-buzz-15226-1508174254-1.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2024, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9238 "2024-02-21T02:08:57Z")
Spielberg’s first special effects test for _Raiders_ missed the mark. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2024, 11:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9239 "2024-02-21T11:41:37Z")
How to make sure your child never asks how babies are made again. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2024, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9240 "2024-02-21T16:09:33Z")
People who never thought they’d like baby heads found they couldn’t resist that candy-coated shell. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2024, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9241 "2024-02-21T21:03:42Z")
Talk about being hot for teacher! ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2024, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9242 "2024-02-22T00:51:47Z")
The winner… > [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > How to make sure your child never asks how babies are made again. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2024, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9243 "2024-02-22T07:13:53Z")
OK [![](https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/weird-animal-pics-cant-be-explained-29-60ba141b8fc33__700.jpg) ](https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/weird-animal-pics-cant-be-explained-29-60ba141b8fc33__700.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2024, 7:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9244 "2024-02-22T07:41:53Z")
“When selfies go wrong.” “Batman, just biding his time until Mothman makes a move.” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2024, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9245 "2024-02-22T16:15:45Z")
Halloween in February never did go over well. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2024, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9246 "2024-02-22T16:18:39Z")
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