# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 463
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2024, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9247 "2024-02-22T16:19:44Z")
Bill Murray may have been reincarnated, but he hasnt changed his ways. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2024, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9248 "2024-02-22T17:15:49Z")
The union requires us to hire the light meter tech, but busting the moths for scabbing is demanding too much. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2024, 7:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9249 "2024-02-23T07:29:47Z")
Scabbing Moths: new band name. Take it away Slithy! ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2024, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9250 "2024-02-23T16:19:27Z")
[![](https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2023/09/CrHTyeLPChS-png__700.jpg) ](https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2023/09/CrHTyeLPChS-png__700.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2024, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9251 "2024-02-23T17:28:30Z")
Evidence that Hogwarts hasn’t always been so inclusive. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2024, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9252 "2024-02-23T17:52:28Z")
Say what you want about the Patriarchy, but they know how to have the servants set a good table. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2024, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9253 "2024-02-23T18:09:46Z")
“I say! You down there- would you pass the salt please?” ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2024, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9254 "2024-02-23T18:55:38Z")
What’s Jack Torrance doing all the way down at the far end? Get him up here! ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2024, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9255 "2024-02-23T19:06:30Z")
The day Mr. Pink got into an argument about tipping with the entire Sherwin Williams color palette. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2024, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9256 "2024-02-23T20:20:26Z")
The Council of Yes Men agree to another round of champagne. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2024, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9257 "2024-02-24T13:07:29Z")
“So ven are ve getting der lap dances? I haff come here for der lap dances!” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2024, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9258 "2024-02-24T14:15:38Z")
We’re looking for people who like to draw. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2024, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9259 "2024-02-24T14:32:45Z")
“Separate checks? Or do we just divide by 63?” ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2024, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9260 "2024-02-24T16:26:21Z")
@Elmer_J.Fudd please post a photo ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2024, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9261 "2024-02-24T23:11:25Z")
Okay. You asked for it… [![](https://static.demilked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/retro-60s-pinup-dark-art-waldemar-von-kazak-russia-30.jpg) ](https://static.demilked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/retro-60s-pinup-dark-art-waldemar-von-kazak-russia-30.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2024, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9262 "2024-02-25T00:18:58Z")
Vlad’s favorite borscht ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2024, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9263 "2024-02-25T03:05:47Z")
No one does BBQ like Karkalov’s Cajun Cafe! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2024, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9264 "2024-02-25T03:13:22Z")
It turned out that the “secret ingredient” in Svetlana’s borscht was … Nikolai. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2024, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9265 "2024-02-25T03:21:05Z")
I was a Human Meat Packer ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2024, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9266 "2024-02-25T05:53:41Z")
“Madge? It kinda feels like I’ve soaked long enough Can we get to the manicure?” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731.md?page=462) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731.md?page=464)