# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 464
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2024, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9267 "2024-02-25T19:26:29Z")
_Breaking Bad_’s alternative cut saw Skylar White take on a more hands-on role in Walt’s meth business. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2024, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9268 "2024-02-25T21:17:54Z")
1. Before we can discuss salary and benefits, we will need you to sign this NDA 2. Community Service for DUI: working with the homeless sure has changed since Karen Bass became mayor. 3. (Spoilered for offensiveness) if I pass my 90 day probation, I’ll get to work on a cleaner workstation _and_ I’ll find out how they make it so the matzos aren’t red ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2024, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9269 "2024-02-25T22:57:31Z")
The winner… > [@kaylasdad99](#): > > “Madge? It kinda feels like I’ve soaked long enough Can we get to the manicure?” ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2024, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9270 "2024-02-26T05:34:30Z")
Ta. Let’s have some commentary on these good boys: [![](https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/weird-animal-pics-cant-be-explained-21-60ba0f50bc5d9__700.jpg) ](https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/weird-animal-pics-cant-be-explained-21-60ba0f50bc5d9__700.jpg) Or _maybe_ it’s THIS good boy… ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2024, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9271 "2024-02-26T06:34:13Z")
The day Schrödinger and Pavlov traded pets ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2024, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9272 "2024-02-26T19:32:32Z")
Davey: “Goliath! Bad dog! No!” Gumby: “Wait, let them go ahead. Let’s see how the puppies turn out.” ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2024, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9273 "2024-02-26T21:39:27Z")
The dogiraffe hybrid demonstrates some of its unusual talents. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2024, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9274 "2024-02-26T22:18:46Z")
The goal of the puzzle is to go through each hole just once without missing any holes or repeating your path. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2024, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9275 "2024-02-26T23:48:10Z")
“Has anyone seen an invisible poodle? Uh…How about a rocky rottweiler or a flaming flandoodle?” ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2024, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9276 "2024-02-27T03:09:29Z")
The Whack-A-Dog arcade game didn’t make it through the proof of concept. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2024, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9277 "2024-02-27T05:13:23Z")
The Einstein-Rosen Bridges are laid upon the universe in a tessellated pattern, accessible only to the noblest creatures ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2024, 11:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9278 "2024-02-27T11:45:04Z")
♫♯♪ … Go in and out the windows, go in and out the windows… ♫♯♪ _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2024, 12:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9279 "2024-02-27T12:00:17Z")
All very funny entries, but the next round goes to: > [@Kent\_Clark](#): > > The Whack-A-Dog arcade game didn’t make it through the proof of concept. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2024, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9280 "2024-02-27T22:01:37Z")
Who’s in the mood for adorable? [![](https://www.arkcountrystore.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/goat-jumping.jpg) ](https://www.arkcountrystore.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/goat-jumping.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2024, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9281 "2024-02-27T22:16:35Z")
PETA is looking into the new sport of (I _kid_ you not) Professional Goat Wrestlers. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2024, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9282 "2024-02-27T22:32:06Z")
“By the way, Cato, today that was a very good workout. Every day you’re showing marked improvement.” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2024, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9283 "2024-02-27T22:34:16Z")
I AM gonna help pull Santa’s sleigh next year! I AM! ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2024, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9284 "2024-02-27T22:50:24Z")
> [@Kent\_Clark](#): > > Who’s in the mood for adorable? “AAAH! SPIDER!”. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2024, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9285 "2024-02-28T00:19:56Z")
Billy’s on a ram-page. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2024, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9286 "2024-02-28T21:39:59Z")
Santa Claus references always welcome! Go @Prof.Pepperwinkle > [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#): > > I AM gonna help pull Santa’s sleigh next year! I AM! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731.md?page=463) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731.md?page=465)