# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 467
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2024, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9327 "2024-03-04T18:21:07Z")
[![](https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.-N5z7E1y_HSJQIn5cBwJAADIEs) ](https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.-N5z7E1y_HSJQIn5cBwJAADIEs) ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2024, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9328 "2024-03-04T18:45:22Z")
The chain mail jockstrap isn’t part of the punk regalia. It’s in case his host has a taste for Oysters Rockefeller. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2024, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9329 "2024-03-05T04:57:26Z")
“Dude… who does your hair?” ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2024, 11:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9330 "2024-03-05T11:43:42Z")
Annual “Dress Like Your Ancestor” Day ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2024, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9331 "2024-03-06T02:44:27Z")
“It’s like I’m looking into a mirror!” ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2024, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9332 "2024-03-06T03:25:16Z")
> [@knoodler](#): > > “Dude… who does your hair?” knoodler calls it. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2024, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9333 "2024-03-06T04:28:24Z")
Thanks Lumpy! [![](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/b9/32/3b/b9323bf9c027065f94b574c9c6b4a86a.jpg) ](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/b9/32/3b/b9323bf9c027065f94b574c9c6b4a86a.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2024, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9334 "2024-03-06T04:34:41Z")
Jack couldn’t quite figure out how to stuff his three daughters back into his wife’s womb. ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2024, 10:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9335 "2024-03-06T10:16:48Z")
Jesus, what did I eat last night?! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2024, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9336 "2024-03-06T15:42:47Z")
A Simple Demonstration Of The Natural Superiority Of Men Over Women ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2024, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9337 "2024-03-06T16:04:16Z")
It’s Jack Buchanan and his Four Terpsichorines, now appearing in his review that’s taking the West End by storm: _Total Female Subjugation!_ ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2024, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9338 "2024-03-06T16:38:50Z")
This long-suppressed 1930s-era documentary was eventually the inspiration for _ **Sister Wives** _. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2024, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9339 "2024-03-06T18:17:40Z")
Although Evel’s father, Jack Knievel’s stunts were less spectacular than his son’s, he still managed to break every bone in his body over the span of his thrill seeking career. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2024, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9340 "2024-03-06T19:29:48Z")
“Say I’m your prince, ladies! Say it!” ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2024, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9341 "2024-03-07T01:50:39Z")
“All right girls, we all stand up on three. 1-2-3 SURPRISE, Bob!” ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2024, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9342 "2024-03-07T02:59:43Z")
_Ménage à cinq_ _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2024, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9343 "2024-03-07T05:56:10Z")
> [@Kent\_Clark](#): > > “All right girls, we all stand up on three. 1-2-3 SURPRISE, Bob!” Ooh, that’s gotta hoit! After you ice up, you can post the next pic @Kent_Clark! ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2024, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9344 "2024-03-07T22:13:11Z")
If four women were fun. . . [![](https://thedaily.case.edu/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/student-night-dance.jpg) ](https://thedaily.case.edu/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/student-night-dance.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2024, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9345 "2024-03-07T22:44:08Z")
“Okay, here are the rules of ‘Chorus Line Poker’…” ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2024, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9346 "2024-03-08T04:24:33Z")
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