# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 471
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2024, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9407 "2024-03-19T17:26:57Z")
Thank you. [![](https://cdnb.artstation.com/p/assets/images/images/051/646/827/medium/waldemar-von-kozak-part2-6.jpg?1657810154) ](https://cdnb.artstation.com/p/assets/images/images/051/646/827/medium/waldemar-von-kozak-part2-6.jpg?1657810154) ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2024, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9408 "2024-03-19T18:07:48Z")
“At least they’re leaving our reproductive parts alone this time.” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2024, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9409 "2024-03-19T18:23:34Z")
“Tanks a lot, guys!” ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2024, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9410 "2024-03-19T18:38:31Z")
We had a perfectly fine subreddit for UFOs and cow-tipping until these tankies came in with their Marxist-Leninism crap. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2024, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9411 "2024-03-19T22:24:45Z")
“Whatcha gon’ do with that tank, Gort?” “I’m gonna raise it.” ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2024, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9412 "2024-03-20T01:09:43Z")
They’re going to be in for one hell of a surprise when they try an anal probe on this specimen. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2024, 11:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9413 "2024-03-21T11:26:52Z")
The winner… > [@Kent\_Clark](#): > > They’re going to be in for one hell of a surprise when they try an anal probe on this specimen. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2024, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9414 "2024-03-21T21:15:31Z")
It’s Spring and the wildlife is back! [![](https://allthatsinteresting.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/jackalope.jpg) ](https://allthatsinteresting.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/jackalope.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2024, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9415 "2024-03-21T21:29:50Z")
Bambi was merely Thumper’s pawn all along, in his bid to become Great Prince of the Forest ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2024, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9416 "2024-03-22T06:33:25Z")
Hey, Dad, are you sure you and Thumper were just ‘good friends’…? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2024, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9417 "2024-03-22T14:24:55Z")
Easter on the Prairie: The Jackalope prepares to begin his deliveries. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2024, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9418 "2024-03-22T18:08:19Z")
That’s one horny rabbit! ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2024, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9419 "2024-03-23T13:36:19Z")
Okay. @Slithy_Tove you wear the crown. > [@Slithy\_Tove](#): > > Bambi was merely Thumper’s pawn all along, in his bid to become Great Prince of the Forest ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2024, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9420 "2024-03-23T15:16:22Z")
Thanks. Now let’s harken back to the “swinging” sixties [![](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sfc-datebook-wordpress/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2019/10/MER54b83db4148c190a7b615d1213940altamont1201-768x975.jpg) ](https://s3.amazonaws.com/sfc-datebook-wordpress/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2019/10/MER54b83db4148c190a7b615d1213940altamont1201-768x975.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2024, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9421 "2024-03-23T20:59:16Z")
Sure, Melvin was completely exposed, but to the crowd it was no big thing. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2024, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9422 "2024-03-23T21:34:01Z")
By day I’m Mr. Natural, just as healthy as a man can be. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2024, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9423 "2024-03-23T21:47:38Z")
“Is that The Who on stage?” “Sure is. See, there’s Daltrey, Entwhistle, Townsend … and over there is Moon.” ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2024, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9424 "2024-03-24T00:04:03Z")
“Down in front!” ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2024, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9425 "2024-03-24T00:49:45Z")
The man who put the “wood” in Woodstock. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2024, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9426 "2024-03-24T02:07:33Z")
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