# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 472
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2024, 11:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9427 "2024-03-24T11:00:49Z")
How is it with acres of people and musicians, the only thing I can see is his junk? ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2024, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9428 "2024-03-24T16:14:38Z")
> [@Lumpy](#): > > “Down in front!” Take the helm @Lumpy ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2024, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9429 "2024-03-24T16:39:22Z")
Helm, huh? How about the whole suit: [![](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/c7/5a/f7/c75af758d236bf5ef6f640be09bda3c7.jpg) ](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/c7/5a/f7/c75af758d236bf5ef6f640be09bda3c7.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2024, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9430 "2024-03-24T17:48:31Z")
The Clan McDuck had fearless warriors of old. ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2024, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9431 "2024-03-24T20:02:14Z")
Suit of armor belonging to Sir Cumference of the _REALLY_ Round Table. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2024, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9432 "2024-03-24T22:00:31Z")
Production of _Howard the Duck in King Arthur’s Court_ was stopped for obvious reasons. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2024, 10:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9433 "2024-03-25T10:23:38Z")
The prototype for duck armor was lost at sea. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2024, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9434 "2024-03-25T19:24:59Z")
“I said: that’s enough ground corn, thank you!” ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2024, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9435 "2024-03-26T01:50:09Z")
Because I can imagine this could have actually gotten to the concept stage: > [@Kent\_Clark](#): > > Production of _Howard the Duck in King Arthur’s Court_ was stopped for obvious reasons. Up, up and away @Kent_Clark ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2024, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9436 "2024-03-26T02:08:40Z")
There’s big, and there’s BIG… [![](https://i0.wp.com/www.auxx.me/wp-content/uploads/2022/05/104.jpg?resize=696%2C1012&ssl=1) ](https://i0.wp.com/www.auxx.me/wp-content/uploads/2022/05/104.jpg?resize=696%2C1012&ssl=1) ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2024, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9437 "2024-03-26T02:14:07Z")
Janie always wondered what happened to her baby crocodile after it got flushed down the toilet. Years later she found out. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2024, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9438 "2024-03-26T04:08:43Z")
We can dance if we want to, if we don’t nobody will. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2024, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9439 "2024-03-26T05:25:41Z")
‘Cmon girl, free belly-rubs. It’s a signal of trust ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2024, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9440 "2024-03-26T06:09:03Z")
“Okay, Luciano Crocorotti, let’s try it again. Five-six-seven-eight …” ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2024, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9441 "2024-03-26T06:27:21Z")
The ‘Feed the Croc’ attraction at London Zoo was a once in a lifetime experience. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2024, 11:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9442 "2024-03-26T11:23:59Z")
“You were the last animal to see Dr. Dolittle. Do you know where he went?” ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2024, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9443 "2024-03-26T17:01:48Z")
“Where’s that tick-tock sound coming from?” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2024, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9444 "2024-03-26T18:09:30Z")
I am Yog-Hoshoth, your god! ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2024, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9445 "2024-03-27T01:23:48Z")
Let’s go across the Pond for the winner. @iamatractorboy you’re up. > [@iamatractorboy](#): > > The ‘Feed the Croc’ attraction at London Zoo was a once in a lifetime experience ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2024, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9446 "2024-03-27T06:06:47Z")
Cheers Kent! Speaking of ponds…(sorry, once more if this doesn’t show as a photo I’d be grateful if someone could oblige…) [Pondlife](https://www.shutterstock.com/editorial/image-editorial/boris-johnson-4536236c) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731.md?page=471) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731.md?page=473)