# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 473
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2024, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9447 "2024-03-27T13:48:38Z")
How many types of scum can you find? ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2024, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9448 "2024-03-27T18:03:44Z")
“As soon as we Brexit, we can finally get rid of these bloody bogs.” ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2024, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9449 "2024-03-27T18:09:30Z")
“I want to be loved like Alan Titchmarsh.” ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2024, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9450 "2024-03-28T00:44:30Z")
“They told me to stand here and call “Snipe! Snipe!” and they’d catch the birds when they came onshore.” ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2024, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9451 "2024-03-28T00:57:51Z")
Boris is not afraid of sinking to a lower level. "Oi! Y’ think you’re better than me, then? ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2024, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9452 "2024-03-28T01:21:31Z")
“There’s a Tory PM standing in the water A Tory PM, doing what he oughter” ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2024, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9453 "2024-03-28T06:12:05Z")
> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#): > > How many types of scum can you find? Nice one Prof, made me chuckle! You’re up. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2024, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9454 "2024-03-28T15:03:24Z")
Danke! And, it’s the season… [![](https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.PWL24IJHTRRWhQNZB6Z5VAHaEk?rs=1&pid=ImgDetMain) ](https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.PWL24IJHTRRWhQNZB6Z5VAHaEk?rs=1&pid=ImgDetMain) ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2024, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9455 "2024-03-28T16:37:14Z")
“They forgot about the blood sacrifices! They must PAY!” ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2024, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9456 "2024-03-28T19:49:41Z")
Hey kids! Why are you running away? ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2024, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9457 "2024-03-28T20:00:03Z")
Originally a symbol of Spring renewal due to its prolific mating and fertility, the Easter Bunny suffered as we all did from Covid isolation; and the effects of excessive masturbation were telling. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2024, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9458 "2024-03-28T20:32:14Z")
The high price of chocolate is really stressing the Easter Bunny out. ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2024, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9459 "2024-03-29T06:18:27Z")
Who…ate…my…EGGGGGGGGGGGG??? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2024, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9460 "2024-03-29T15:13:51Z")
I LOL’d at > [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > They forgot about the blood sacrifices! They must PAY!” but I have to give this one to > [@Slithy\_Tove](#): > > Originally a symbol of Spring renewal due to its prolific mating and fertility, the Easter Bunny suffered as we all did from Covid isolation; and the effects of excessive masturbation were telling. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2024, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9461 "2024-03-29T17:10:06Z")
[![](https://cdn.shortpixel.ai/spai/q_lossy+w_656+h_443+to_auto+ret_img/www.ratherrarerecords.com/wp-content/uploads/BadHare_Sowa_header.jpg) ](https://cdn.shortpixel.ai/spai/q_lossy+w_656+h_443+to_auto+ret_img/www.ratherrarerecords.com/wp-content/uploads/BadHare_Sowa_header.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2024, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9462 "2024-03-29T17:55:54Z")
They thought they’d escaped; but little did they know what would hatch out of the egg… ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2024, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9463 "2024-03-29T17:58:11Z")
Here comes Peter Cottontail, stalking down the Bunny Trail. Hippity. Hoppity. Easter’s on its way. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2024, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9464 "2024-03-29T18:59:16Z")
Elwood Dodd’s fantasies just got darker when people started to indulge his delusions. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2024, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9465 "2024-03-29T19:27:10Z")
Krampus had a cousin Pyotr, who collected greedy children who stole eggs before the hunt started. ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2024, 7:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9466 "2024-03-30T07:30:54Z")
Dad, when I asked for an Easter egg hunt, this is not what I meant. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731.md?page=472) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731.md?page=474)