# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 475
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2024, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9487 "2024-04-02T18:18:00Z")
“I love my Easy Bake Oven!” ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2024, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9488 "2024-04-02T22:57:34Z")
@Elmer_J.Fudd wins the internet! BTW, [This caption](https://memes.co.in/Uploads/Media/Mar21/Wed31/529/94c38e19.jpg) really made me laugh (and kinda scared, too). ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2024, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9489 "2024-04-02T23:32:55Z")
Thanks! [![](https://www.sunnyskyz.com/uploads/2018/05/5obvr-funny-what-were-they-thinking-moments-3.jpg) ](https://www.sunnyskyz.com/uploads/2018/05/5obvr-funny-what-were-they-thinking-moments-3.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2024, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9490 "2024-04-03T00:50:33Z")
“Let’ them try to steal my rims now!” ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2024, 10:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9491 "2024-04-03T10:37:36Z")
“It wasn’t my fault. The Deep State did it!” ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2024, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9492 "2024-04-03T15:24:33Z")
All packed up and nowhere to go. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2024, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9493 "2024-04-04T01:00:39Z")
The winner: > [@Kent\_Clark](#): > > “Let’ them try to steal my rims now!” ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2024, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9494 "2024-04-04T01:12:21Z")
Look. Up in the sky! [![](https://64.media.tumblr.com/7906d5910ef63bf689ada86fbb3769ef/3511c34f2f43e00e-33/s500x750/4d5d1ae8ec24e1294ff0cc31e80cf04aaf0e5bea.jpg) ](https://64.media.tumblr.com/7906d5910ef63bf689ada86fbb3769ef/3511c34f2f43e00e-33/s500x750/4d5d1ae8ec24e1294ff0cc31e80cf04aaf0e5bea.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2024, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9495 "2024-04-04T01:17:45Z")
Exhibit A in the sexual harassment lawsuit “United Center Arena v Rodman” ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2024, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9496 "2024-04-04T01:26:30Z")
The UFO is calling Rodman home. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2024, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9497 "2024-04-04T14:53:13Z")
“How’d the entire coliseum turn 90 degrees?” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2024, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9498 "2024-04-04T14:59:39Z")
Space Jam: The Blooper Reel ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2024, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9499 "2024-04-04T23:46:15Z")
“I believe I can fly…” ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2024, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9500 "2024-04-05T00:36:56Z")
> [@needscoffee](#): > > The UFO is calling Rodman home Maybe worded better: The mothership calling Rodman home. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2024, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9501 "2024-04-05T01:28:23Z")
I would have given it to @needscoffee for the first submission, but the second does make it better. > [@needscoffee](#): > > > [@needscoffee](#): > > > > The UFO is calling Rodman home > > Maybe worded better: > > The mothership calling Rodman home. Okay @needscoffee, inbound it. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2024, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9502 "2024-04-05T05:27:30Z")
Thanks! [![](https://i.imgur.com/O5ltn5l.png) ](https://i.imgur.com/O5ltn5l.png) ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2024, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9503 "2024-04-05T05:34:20Z")
“We’ve been trying to reach you concerning your vehicle’s extended warranty.” ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2024, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9504 "2024-04-05T05:37:59Z")
“Hello, Domino’s? Yes, this is the Society of Old Guys with Facial Hair. Yeah, we’re having our annual conference and our caterer quit at the last minute, so could you send over a dozen large deluxe pizzas and about 24 cans of soda? … We don’t care, mix it up a bit. Pepsi, 7-Up, whatever. … Great! Oh, thirty minutes or it’s free, right?” ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2024, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9505 "2024-04-05T06:07:08Z")
“Hello, Everleigh Club? We need outcall service. Like really bad. You wouldn’t believe this sausage-fest.” ---
**Author:** ![Tibby](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tibby/32/17030_2.png) [@Tibby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tibby)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2024, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9506 "2024-04-05T06:19:51Z")
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