# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 476
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2024, 10:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9507 "2024-04-05T10:43:18Z")
“No dear, I wasn’t talking about Emma Watson…” ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2024, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9508 "2024-04-05T15:10:10Z")
“_(Heavy breathing)_ First, I take off your dress… _(pant, pant)_ Then, I take off your bloomers…” ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2024, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9509 "2024-04-05T15:24:15Z")
After inventing the first telephone, Alexander Graham Bell assembled a distinguished group of financiers. It was then he realized he’d only invented one telephone and proceeded to invent Bob Newhart’s routine. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2024, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9510 "2024-04-05T16:23:16Z")
Watson, come here, the game’s afoot. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2024, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9511 "2024-04-06T05:03:19Z")
All great responses! Let’s go with > [@Tibby](#): > > Do you have Prince Albert in a can? @Tibby, you’re up! ---
**Author:** ![Tibby](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tibby/32/17030_2.png) [@Tibby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tibby)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2024, 11:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9512 "2024-04-06T11:19:24Z")
Alrighty, here you go: [![](https://i.imgur.com/v5VK0Ag.jpg) ](https://i.imgur.com/v5VK0Ag.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2024, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9513 "2024-04-06T15:47:07Z")
Who knew there was such a thing as habanero flavored sardines? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2024, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9514 "2024-04-06T16:45:17Z")
“It’s the cops! Everybody — act natural!” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2024, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9515 "2024-04-06T16:46:34Z")
“Animal sacrifice! Men and women living together! MASS HYSTERIA!” ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2024, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9516 "2024-04-06T19:50:21Z")
CRY HAVOC AND LET SLIP THE DOGS OF WAR! I’ll stay back here and handle the admin stuff ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2024, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9517 "2024-04-08T17:06:26Z")
@Tibby > [@PlaceboTarget](#): > > The rules should be simple: > > - Somebody posts a picture. > - Players submit their caption proposals over the next 24 hours. > - At the end of the 24 hour period, the person who posted the picture declares the winner. > - The winner posts the new picture, and so on. > - **If a winner is not declared after the 24 hour period, or if the winner fails to show up, anyone can post a new picture for the game to continue.** ---
**Author:** ![Tibby](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tibby/32/17030_2.png) [@Tibby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tibby)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2024, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9518 "2024-04-08T17:22:48Z")
> [@Lumpy](#): > > Who knew there was such a thing as habanero flavored sardines? The winner! ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2024, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9519 "2024-04-08T21:23:24Z")
[![](https://www.nuffy.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/funny_world_war2_pics28.jpg) ](https://www.nuffy.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/funny_world_war2_pics28.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2024, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9520 "2024-04-08T21:43:45Z")
mon cul est fatigué ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2024, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9521 "2024-04-08T23:43:25Z")
He ain’t heavy; he’s my burro. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2024, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9522 "2024-04-09T00:44:47Z")
This is how General Patton really cleared the bridge, but the producers wanted to punch up the scene for the movie. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2024, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9523 "2024-04-09T01:16:55Z")
In Soviet Russia, donkeys ride you! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2024, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9524 "2024-04-09T02:54:46Z")
Every soldier knows about saving his ass. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2024, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9525 "2024-04-09T15:09:21Z")
Among the misfortunes of being lions lead by donkeys. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2024, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9526 "2024-04-11T15:44:59Z")
So many good ones but I’ll go with: > [@Slithy\_Tove](#): > > mon cul est fatigué [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731.md?page=475) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731.md?page=477)