# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 480
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2024, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9587 "2024-04-29T13:04:48Z")
Bicycle Repair Man! But… how? ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2024, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9588 "2024-04-29T15:20:02Z")
From the list of “super powers that Superman never mentions”. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2024, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9589 "2024-04-29T17:54:46Z")
Next time, I’ll create one with a seat! ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2024, 10:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9590 "2024-04-30T10:48:23Z")
All yours DWO’B > [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](#): > > Next time, I’ll create one with a seat! ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9591 "2024-04-30T12:49:47Z")
OK, let’s try this one: [![](https://i.pinimg.com/564x/83/68/af/8368afe4ce5d024e706a4479c170b6fa.jpg) ](https://i.pinimg.com/564x/83/68/af/8368afe4ce5d024e706a4479c170b6fa.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2024, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9592 "2024-04-30T14:31:03Z")
“I coulda had a V-8!” ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2024, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9593 "2024-04-30T14:31:50Z")
Not _another_ HR mandated anger management class… ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2024, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9594 "2024-04-30T14:45:59Z")
Urk! Brain freeze! ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2024, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9595 "2024-04-30T18:32:33Z")
My name doesn’t mean I wanted bat guano in my shake. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2024, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9596 "2024-04-30T21:28:54Z")
Think… think… think… Where did I put the keys to the Batmobile? ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2024, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9597 "2024-04-30T21:47:58Z")
I’m asked to “Stop Harley Quinn” and I hear “stop by Dairy Queen.” Hypoglycemia is running my life! ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2024, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9598 "2024-04-30T21:51:30Z")
Why so serious??! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2024, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9599 "2024-04-30T22:09:22Z")
Get it together, Bruce. Just because Selina doesn’t pick up her calls doesn’t mean she’s with Wildcat, or Catman, or Joker, or… ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2024, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9600 "2024-04-30T22:12:26Z")
“You just can’t get a good battuccino anywhere” ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2024, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9601 "2024-05-01T14:43:34Z")
Tough one. I’ve got three I’m considering… > [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](#): > > Not _another_ HR mandated anger management class… > [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#): > > Think… think… think… Where did I put the keys to the Batmobile? > [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#): > > Get it together, Bruce. Just because Selina doesn’t pick up her calls doesn’t mean she’s with Wildcat, or Catman, or Joker, or… I think Prof 2 captures the angst of sitting in a McDonalds with a batarang in front of you and girls on your mind. Prof, you’re up! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2024, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9602 "2024-05-01T15:40:15Z")
Righto! [![](https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-qeVJxmgCiVM/UVsbKpiMy_I/AAAAAAABXK4/pg_1TC_uUcE/s1600/flowers-2.jpg) ](https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-qeVJxmgCiVM/UVsbKpiMy_I/AAAAAAABXK4/pg_1TC_uUcE/s1600/flowers-2.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2024, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9603 "2024-05-01T15:44:35Z")
Is that a Chevy '69? How bizarre. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2024, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9604 "2024-05-01T15:46:15Z")
🎶_'Cause every girl’s crazy 'bout a sharp dressed weed!_ 🎶 ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2024, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9605 "2024-05-01T19:37:35Z")
The time Jim Henson considered buying the rights to _The Day of the Triffids_… ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2024, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9606 "2024-05-01T19:54:05Z")
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