# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 481
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2024, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9607 "2024-05-02T05:11:53Z")
“The future’s so bright I gotta wear shades.” _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2024, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9608 "2024-05-02T05:17:11Z")
🎶 _If you’re going to San Francisco,_ _Be sure to wear sunflowers in your hair …_ 🎶 ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2024, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9609 "2024-05-02T05:19:58Z")
The sunflower turns on her god when he sets, The same look which she turned when he rose. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2024, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9610 "2024-05-02T15:10:53Z")
Well, I have to say that what I immediately thought of, I thought was obvious: > Da-doo, 🎶 > so I was just about to, ya know, walk on by, > Good for you, > when suddenly, > Da doo > and without warning, there was this total eclipse of the sun. > > It got very dark and there was this strange > sound like something from another world. > Da-doo, > And when the light came back this weird plant was just sitting there, > > whoop-see-doo > just, you know, stuck in, among the zinnias. > Audrey Two. > I coulda sworn it hadn’t been there before, > but the old Chinese man sold it to me anyways, > for a dollar ninety-five. > Sha la la, la la la, la la la loo. 🎵 Not that you guys didn’t come up with some gems. Our winner is… > [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](#): > > The time Jim Henson considered buying the rights to _The Day of the Triffids_… ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2024, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9611 "2024-05-02T20:09:17Z")
Here we go… [![](https://images-wixmp-ed30a86b8c4ca887773594c2.wixmp.com/f/ae131aa4-adff-49dd-984d-d99dead45246/d5qsix8-4cda40ed-0f4d-49d8-a955-b4f5ee1eb3e2.jpg?token=eyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiJ9.eyJzdWIiOiJ1cm46YXBwOjdlMGQxODg5ODIyNjQzNzNhNWYwZDQxNWVhMGQyNmUwIiwiaXNzIjoidXJuOmFwcDo3ZTBkMTg4OTgyMjY0MzczYTVmMGQ0MTVlYTBkMjZlMCIsIm9iaiI6W1t7InBhdGgiOiJcL2ZcL2FlMTMxYWE0LWFkZmYtNDlkZC05ODRkLWQ5OWRlYWQ0NTI0NlwvZDVxc2l4OC00Y2RhNDBlZC0wZjRkLTQ5ZDgtYTk1NS1iNGY1ZWUxZWIzZTIuanBnIn1dXSwiYXVkIjpbInVybjpzZXJ2aWNlOmZpbGUuZG93bmxvYWQiXX0.nhAborhHMzeJJ8ZXRzrBf9e4rsE8PZlyawlN28emtzw) ](https://images-wixmp-ed30a86b8c4ca887773594c2.wixmp.com/f/ae131aa4-adff-49dd-984d-d99dead45246/d5qsix8-4cda40ed-0f4d-49d8-a955-b4f5ee1eb3e2.jpg?token=eyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiJ9.eyJzdWIiOiJ1cm46YXBwOjdlMGQxODg5ODIyNjQzNzNhNWYwZDQxNWVhMGQyNmUwIiwiaXNzIjoidXJuOmFwcDo3ZTBkMTg4OTgyMjY0MzczYTVmMGQ0MTVlYTBkMjZlMCIsIm9iaiI6W1t7InBhdGgiOiJcL2ZcL2FlMTMxYWE0LWFkZmYtNDlkZC05ODRkLWQ5OWRlYWQ0NTI0NlwvZDVxc2l4OC00Y2RhNDBlZC0wZjRkLTQ5ZDgtYTk1NS1iNGY1ZWUxZWIzZTIuanBnIn1dXSwiYXVkIjpbInVybjpzZXJ2aWNlOmZpbGUuZG93bmxvYWQiXX0.nhAborhHMzeJJ8ZXRzrBf9e4rsE8PZlyawlN28emtzw) ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2024, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9612 "2024-05-02T20:28:21Z")
So an Earthling walks into a bar, but the second one ducked. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2024, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9613 "2024-05-02T21:15:59Z")
Blorznik got the worm! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2024, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9614 "2024-05-02T23:09:46Z")
What illegal aliens look like, south of the border. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2024, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9615 "2024-05-02T23:16:40Z")
The Star Wars Cantina Band on a break. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2024, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9616 "2024-05-03T01:32:01Z")
This stuff gives you more kick than cow vulvas! ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2024, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9617 "2024-05-03T01:53:29Z")
Where da green wimmin? ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2024, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9618 "2024-05-03T16:43:07Z")
“It’s bad enough the humans captured me, but then they gave me an anal probe!” ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2024, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9619 "2024-05-03T19:40:39Z")
All very funny, but this one gets the nod: > [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > This stuff gives you more kick than cow vulvas! ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2024, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9620 "2024-05-04T02:42:52Z")
Thanks Elmer! [![](https://i0.wp.com/prologue.blogs.archives.gov/wp-content/uploads/sites/9/2010/06/0583.jpg?resize=640%2C519) ](https://i0.wp.com/prologue.blogs.archives.gov/wp-content/uploads/sites/9/2010/06/0583.jpg?resize=640%2C519) ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2024, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9621 "2024-05-04T03:23:33Z")
Kitted thusly in these mattresses, personally farted into by Her Royal Majesty the Princess Patricia, you will go over the top; entirely protected from shrapnel and machine gun. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2024, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9622 "2024-05-04T04:13:15Z")
“No, no, no! No more! Not this time, Consigliere! No more meetin’s! No more discussions! No more Sollozzo tricks! You give 'em one message - I want Sollozzo. If not, it’s all-out war, we go to the mattresses.” Welp, they went to the mattresses. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2024, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9623 "2024-05-04T04:59:07Z")
Armani: The _Avant Garde_ Years. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2024, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9624 "2024-05-04T14:47:48Z")
When _Depends_ just isn’t enough. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2024, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9625 "2024-05-04T16:41:27Z")
Male chauvinist pigs in blankets. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2024, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9626 "2024-05-04T16:45:04Z")
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