# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 485
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2024, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9687 "2024-05-15T15:09:03Z")
“I’m no bolshie, and yes, this does create jobs and stimulates the local economy. But still, this seems like an unnecessary effort just to crack walnuts for the Savoy.” ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2024, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9688 "2024-05-15T15:37:49Z")
Next time, keep an eye on the Griswolds. ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2024, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9689 "2024-05-15T21:39:38Z")
> [@Quondam\_Mechanic](#): > > Seems like a lot of effort for a concert. What was their name again – Spinal Tap or something? Well, you can’t beat a Spinal Tap reference … You win @Quondam_Mechanic ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2024, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9690 "2024-05-16T01:24:48Z")
Thanks, **pjd**! I hope this hasn’t been used already. [![](https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uuuploads/funny-wtf-picture-unrelated/funny-wtf-picture-unrelated-15.jpg) ](https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uuuploads/funny-wtf-picture-unrelated/funny-wtf-picture-unrelated-15.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2024, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9691 "2024-05-16T02:02:48Z")
“Are you my good girl? Are you the best girl ever? Would you like a little nummy num num? Yes you would!” ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2024, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9692 "2024-05-16T02:58:52Z")
I’m not sure I understand this remake of Lady and the Tramp, but it’s obviously somehow supposed to be all Woke, so I’m against it! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2024, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9693 "2024-05-16T04:47:10Z")
“Ummm … when I asked for buffalo wings, I thought I emphasized _wings_, not _buffalo_.” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2024, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9694 "2024-05-16T13:47:37Z")
Buffalo Gal, won’tcha come out tonight, come out tonight, come out tonight 🎶 ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2024, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9695 "2024-05-16T14:38:19Z")
“No no, I said I wanted you to _buy some_ bread”. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2024, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9696 "2024-05-16T15:17:47Z")
“Whoever thought a buffalo would go for toast?” “Doug, the sign said ‘Keep windows rolled up’ for a reason!” ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2024, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9697 "2024-05-16T16:18:54Z")
_Oh give me some bread And a buffalo head Where the deer and antelope play_ ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2024, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9698 "2024-05-17T01:17:32Z")
> [@Kent\_Clark](#): > > “Are you my good girl? Are you the best girl ever? Would you like a little nummy num num? Yes you would!” Works for me. **Kent\_Clark** , you’re up! ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2024, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9699 "2024-05-17T02:01:18Z")
Since the buffalo have played, why not the deer? [![](https://www.birdsandblooms.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/FRLbbc17_rachelle-humble.jpeg?fit=700,700) ](https://www.birdsandblooms.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/FRLbbc17_rachelle-humble.jpeg?fit=700,700) ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2024, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9700 "2024-05-17T03:19:44Z")
Are you my mother? ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2024, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9701 "2024-05-17T03:42:04Z")
Tell us about these “prions.” Can they make us jump as high and run as fast as you? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2024, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9702 "2024-05-17T04:33:54Z")
You’re so cute, we’re going to fawn over you. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2024, 11:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9703 "2024-05-17T11:39:52Z")
Don’t be fooled, Bambi. They laughed at the scene where your mother died. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2024, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9704 "2024-05-17T14:18:20Z")
You’re a doe. A deer. A female deer. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2024, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9705 "2024-05-17T14:28:21Z")
“Stop fawning over me!” ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2024, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9706 "2024-05-17T16:38:04Z")
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