# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 487
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2024, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9727 "2024-05-23T01:45:03Z")
Thanks Dr! Let’s talk hockey! [![](https://media.gettyimages.com/id/1240025534/photo/nashville-tn-ryan-johansen-of-the-nashville-predators-makes-a-funny-face-at-a-young-fan.jpg?s=612x612&w=gi&k=20&c=G_oFa6H38jR0AC0n7j3YvwyTNilhYQELU5OUcFDMDCQ=) ](https://media.gettyimages.com/id/1240025534/photo/nashville-tn-ryan-johansen-of-the-nashville-predators-makes-a-funny-face-at-a-young-fan.jpg?s=612x612&w=gi&k=20&c=G_oFa6H38jR0AC0n7j3YvwyTNilhYQELU5OUcFDMDCQ=) ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2024, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9728 "2024-05-23T02:23:50Z")
Moments later he was dismayed to discover just how cold the panels were when his tongue stuck. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2024, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9729 "2024-05-23T07:13:37Z")
“My mouthguard is better! Nyah-nyah!” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2024, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9730 "2024-05-23T13:52:58Z")
And that’s the moment when little Jeffrey decided to grow up and become a hockey referee. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2024, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9731 "2024-05-24T14:39:21Z")
> [@Lumpy](#): > > Moments later he was dismayed to discover just how cold the panels were when his tongue stuck. This one wins! You’re up, @Lumpy! ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2024, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9732 "2024-05-24T15:08:41Z")
[![](https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.DUEavhYhunwhbpDOITFghQAAAA?rs=1&pid=ImgDetMain) ](https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.DUEavhYhunwhbpDOITFghQAAAA?rs=1&pid=ImgDetMain) ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2024, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9733 "2024-05-24T16:11:36Z")
European Volleyball. Like European Football, you can’t use your hands. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2024, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9734 "2024-05-24T22:09:49Z")
You put your right foot in You take your right foot out You put your your right foot in And you kick the ball around You do the hip hop hackey sack pickleball and you turn yourself around That’s what it’s all about. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2024, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9735 "2024-05-25T05:43:29Z")
Taekwondont ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2024, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9736 "2024-05-25T05:50:00Z")
The Foot Volleyball Association is trying its best to get the sport included in the 2028 Olympics. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2024, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9737 "2024-05-25T15:38:29Z")
> [@knoodler](#): > > Taekwondont Okay, for some reason this tickled my funnybone. @knoodler 's next up. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2024, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9738 "2024-05-25T17:33:18Z")
Thanks Lumpy! [![](https://media.istockphoto.com/id/184941527/photo/male-chimpanzee-in-business-clothes.jpg?s=612x612&w=0&k=20&c=nI-Xd9lm9EizPiPAvolPO1KeeE4I7ZbIvdNvwBwJKPk=) ](https://media.istockphoto.com/id/184941527/photo/male-chimpanzee-in-business-clothes.jpg?s=612x612&w=0&k=20&c=nI-Xd9lm9EizPiPAvolPO1KeeE4I7ZbIvdNvwBwJKPk=) ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2024, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9739 "2024-05-25T17:45:40Z")
Hi, I’m Lancelot Link. Some of you may remember me from my days as a spy on Saturday mornings. But today I’m here to talk to you about whether or not Ozempic is right for you. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2024, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9740 "2024-05-25T18:03:44Z")
_Midsummer’s Night Dream_, no problem! Gimme banana! ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2024, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9741 "2024-05-25T18:36:47Z")
"New Tarzan book, _Ape_ get Jane! " ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2024, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9742 "2024-05-25T21:03:53Z")
That episode of _The Office_ where Jim gets a chimp to replace him for the day just to mess with Dwight…and nobody notices. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2024, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9743 "2024-05-25T23:28:18Z")
“It looks like you _just_ missed the threshold for a performance bonus”. ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2024, 9:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9744 "2024-05-26T09:34:18Z")
You thought a million chimps with a million typewriters could come up with something impressive? Wait til you see what I can do with just one of these! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2024, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9745 "2024-05-26T14:28:00Z")
> [@needscoffee](#): > > "New Tarzan book, _Ape_ get Jane! " I like it! You’re up, @Knowed_Out! ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2024, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9746 "2024-05-26T17:37:37Z")
> [@knoodler](#): > > > [@needscoffee](#): > > > > "New Tarzan book, _Ape_ get Jane! " > > I like it! > > You’re up, @Knowed_Out!   Who is up? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731.md?page=486) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731.md?page=488)