# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 490
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2024, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9787 "2024-05-31T00:28:18Z")
đŸŽ¶ _“Buffalo girls, wontcha come out tonight 
”_ đŸŽ¶ ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2024, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9788 "2024-05-31T00:32:39Z")
Buffalo: “Why aren’t I in that selfie??? I sharpened my horns and everything!” ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2024, 10:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9789 "2024-05-31T10:20:12Z")
OMG, this St. Bernard is just totes adorb! ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2024, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9790 "2024-05-31T12:38:42Z")
Even bison aren’t safe from the paparazzi. ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2024, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9791 "2024-05-31T14:06:18Z")
Julie, I told you, my right side is my good side. Take it again! ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2024, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9792 "2024-06-01T00:31:31Z")
> [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > OMG, this St. Bernard is just totes adorb! NGL, Hundo LMAO @Knowed_Out ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2024, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9793 "2024-06-01T01:18:49Z")
Chibatta [![](https://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/604025/86168762.jpg) ](https://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/604025/86168762.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2024, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9794 "2024-06-01T01:34:39Z")
Chill dude! ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2024, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9795 "2024-06-01T01:38:07Z")
Beefcake on sale at the Kroger! ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2024, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9796 "2024-06-01T01:45:11Z")
After Hot Yoga, he does Cold Bro-ga ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2024, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9797 "2024-06-01T02:04:51Z")
Khan Noonien Singh stocks up on provisions prior to boarding the Botany Bay. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2024, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9798 "2024-06-01T18:16:04Z")
What We Do in the Freezer Section ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2024, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9799 "2024-06-01T20:15:38Z")
So many frat boy initiations here, we now call that the dare-he case ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2024, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9800 "2024-06-01T20:19:49Z")
Dave took ‘Netflix and chill’ to extremes. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2024, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9801 "2024-06-02T02:52:00Z")
> [@Slithy\_Tove](#): > > So many frat boy initiations here, we now call that the dare-he case This wins for the bad pun. You’re up @Slithy_Tove. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2024, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9802 "2024-06-02T03:08:09Z")
Thanks! For posterity, let’s come up with the definitive caption for this historical nugget: [![](https://dailyjfk.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/JFK-ocean.jpg) ](https://dailyjfk.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/JFK-ocean.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2024, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9803 "2024-06-02T03:10:40Z")
“Hey, there, good lookin’! Jackie’s out of town, and Marilyn’s busy. What’re you doing tonight?” ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2024, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9804 "2024-06-02T03:16:02Z")
Dude, stop chatting up the ladies and tell someone about the other PT109 survivors stuck out on that reef. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2024, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9805 "2024-06-02T04:41:48Z")
“You think this is funny? Let me tell you about my dimwit nephew!” ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2024, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9806 "2024-06-02T20:28:12Z")
No caption, just looking at Ethel and thinking, dayum, she’s cut! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731.md?page=489) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731.md?page=491)