# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1)
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731
**Category:** Thread Games
**Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)
#### Post date: [June 6, 2024, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9827 "2024-06-06T13:31:44Z")
It’s actually Chad Bradford, a [submarine pitcher](https://www.mlb.com/athletics/video/comparing-rogers-bradford).
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### Author:  [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)
#### Post date: [June 6, 2024, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9828 "2024-06-06T13:48:43Z")
That was my caption. 🙂
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### Author:  [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)
#### Post date: [June 6, 2024, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9829 "2024-06-06T18:35:36Z")
Tryouts for the Olympic rhythmic gymnastics team got a little weird this year.
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### Author:  [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)
#### Post date: [June 6, 2024, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9830 "2024-06-06T18:49:27Z")
And once again, Peter Dinklage walks to first!
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### Author:  [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)
#### Post date: [June 6, 2024, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9831 "2024-06-06T20:28:57Z")
Of course, it’s a Florida man…
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### Author:  [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)
#### Post date: [June 6, 2024, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9832 "2024-06-06T21:50:40Z")
> [@Knowed\_Out](#):
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> That was my caption. 🙂
It’s not nice to fool mother OP. But you win.
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### Author:  [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)
#### Post date: [June 7, 2024, 10:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9833 "2024-06-07T10:46:41Z")
> **[https://preview.redd.it/elnetxa8n2tc1.jpeg?auto=webp&s=dd046678dc24ec7abb480...](https://preview.redd.it/elnetxa8n2tc1.jpeg?auto=webp&s=dd046678dc24ec7abb480261ae74fab6d92d82ed)**
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### Author:  [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)
#### Post date: [June 7, 2024, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9834 "2024-06-07T16:04:39Z")
Red Solo cup – I lift you up. Let’s have a party!
_ **-“BB”-** _
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### Author:  [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)
#### Post date: [June 7, 2024, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9835 "2024-06-07T16:57:46Z")
I can trace my sobriety back to the day they introduced cosplay to beer pong.
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### Author:  [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)
#### Post date: [June 7, 2024, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9836 "2024-06-07T17:10:44Z")
🎶Goin’ to a dead man’s party 🎶
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### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [June 7, 2024, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9837 "2024-06-07T17:43:02Z")
“Oh. Good to see ya. We were out of blood.”
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### Author:  [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)
#### Post date: [June 7, 2024, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9838 "2024-06-07T17:51:05Z")
First story board for IFSC: Imaginary Friends:Serial Killers Edition
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### Author:  [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)
#### Post date: [June 8, 2024, 11:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9839 "2024-06-08T11:22:53Z")
> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> “Oh. Good to see ya. We were out of blood.”
All yours Prof!
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### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [June 8, 2024, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9840 "2024-06-08T15:58:02Z")
Merci beaucoup.
Here we go:
[ ](https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.uUNPf_n1_Tsl6PJgiIEtmQHaEK?rs=1&pid=ImgDetMain)
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### Author:  [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)
#### Post date: [June 8, 2024, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9841 "2024-06-08T17:49:59Z")
Quick Henry, the Flit!
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### Author:  [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)
#### Post date: [June 8, 2024, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9842 "2024-06-08T18:18:32Z")
Paleontologists don’t like to talk about dinosaur condoms.
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### Author:  [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)
#### Post date: [June 9, 2024, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9843 "2024-06-09T04:53:55Z")
Somewhere in China a waterfall is missing its pipe.
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### Author:  [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)
#### Post date: [June 9, 2024, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9844 "2024-06-09T14:08:47Z")
Early concept of Jabba the Hutt on Tatooine.
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### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [June 9, 2024, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9845 "2024-06-09T14:57:04Z")
I like 'em all, but I laughed most at
> [@Slithy\_Tove](#):
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> Quick Henry, the Flit!
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### Author:  [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)
#### Post date: [June 9, 2024, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9846 "2024-06-09T17:37:47Z")
Thanks Prof. further appreciation for the Classics:
[ ](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f8/The_Inspiration_of_Saint_Matthew_by_Caravaggio.jpg)
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