# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 **Category:** Thread Games **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z") **Posts on this page:** 20 **Page:** 493
### Author: ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle) #### Post date: [June 9, 2024, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9847 "2024-06-09T18:01:55Z")
“So, yeah, then Jesus said to Bartholomew, he said,… hey, are you getting all this, Jerome?” ---
### Author: ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy) #### Post date: [June 9, 2024, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9848 "2024-06-09T18:10:09Z")
“Uh- no offense, but I’m pretty sure my muse is female; I’m hetero”. ---
### Author: ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler) #### Post date: [June 9, 2024, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9849 "2024-06-09T18:32:00Z")
Oh, god, they’re back! Wait — where’s the other one? ---
### Author: ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out) #### Post date: [June 9, 2024, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9850 "2024-06-09T19:24:42Z")
“I’m here to talk to you about your onanism.” ---
### Author: ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd) #### Post date: [June 9, 2024, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9851 "2024-06-09T20:25:54Z")
“You misspelled _Deuteronomy_.” ---
### Author: ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark) #### Post date: [June 9, 2024, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9852 "2024-06-09T22:03:29Z")
“That’s ‘begat’ not ‘begot’. I guess God didn’t inspire you to learn your verb tenses!” ---
### Author: ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy) #### Post date: [June 10, 2024, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9853 "2024-06-10T15:17:05Z")
7 across… son of a carpenter, five letters, first letter J… ---
### Author: ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove) #### Post date: [June 10, 2024, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9854 "2024-06-10T17:41:32Z")
> [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > “I’m here to talk to you about your onanism.” All you guys are funny, but @Knowed_Out resonated most with my Roman Catholic/National Lampoon upbringing ---
### Author: ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out) #### Post date: [June 11, 2024, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9855 "2024-06-11T00:07:31Z")
Let’s keep the classics going [![](https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2021/12/famous-paintings-52-61c9873ff0d15__700.jpg) ](https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2021/12/famous-paintings-52-61c9873ff0d15__700.jpg) ---
### Author: ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove) #### Post date: [June 11, 2024, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9856 "2024-06-11T00:17:20Z")
Yet another fool who thought he could pull off the roommate switch ---
### Author: ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd) #### Post date: [June 11, 2024, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9857 "2024-06-11T00:45:48Z")
One too many jokes about women being a pain in the neck… ---
### Author: ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler) #### Post date: [June 11, 2024, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9858 "2024-06-11T00:46:54Z")
The Renaissance Tonsillectomy ---
### Author: ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill) #### Post date: [June 11, 2024, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9859 "2024-06-11T05:49:28Z")
Another man who lost his head over a woman. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
### Author: ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons) #### Post date: [June 11, 2024, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9860 "2024-06-11T06:00:07Z")
“Okay, the time for reasonability is over. Hit him in the nuts, and he’ll cooperate.” ---
### Author: ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out) #### Post date: [June 12, 2024, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9861 "2024-06-12T19:33:36Z")
> [@knoodler](#): > > The Renaissance Tonsillectomy Almost forgot. A tip of the knife to @knoodler! ---
### Author: ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler) #### Post date: [June 13, 2024, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9862 "2024-06-13T00:00:54Z")
Thanks! For the psychedelic warrior who recently passed: [![](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/XX0Aj-khOB0/sddefault.jpg) ](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/XX0Aj-khOB0/sddefault.jpg) ---
### Author: ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark) #### Post date: [June 13, 2024, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9863 "2024-06-13T01:35:30Z")
“Okay, okay President Biden. We agree you’re fit enough to serve another term. Now please stop!” ---
### Author: ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle) #### Post date: [June 13, 2024, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9864 "2024-06-13T14:28:40Z")
Ha, ha! Well, Brent, you really lost your shirt on that last match. ---
### Author: ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee) #### Post date: [June 13, 2024, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9865 "2024-06-13T14:39:49Z")
Ginni Thomas observing in case sports are becoming too woke. ---
### Author: ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd) #### Post date: [June 13, 2024, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9866 "2024-06-13T14:44:23Z")
Both teams show up with the same color jerseys? No problem…until the coach decides to set an example. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731.md?page=492) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731.md?page=494)