# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1)
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731
**Category:** Thread Games
**Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 494
### Author:  [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)
#### Post date: [June 13, 2024, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9867 "2024-06-13T14:52:44Z")
> [@needscoffee](#):
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> Ginni Thomas observing in case sports are becoming too woke.
I’ll take it! 😄 @needscoffee is up!
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### Author:  [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)
#### Post date: [June 13, 2024, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9868 "2024-06-13T17:05:12Z")
Thanks!
[ ](https://i.imgur.com/GriTWxO.png)
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### Author:  [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)
#### Post date: [June 13, 2024, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9869 "2024-06-13T17:08:25Z")
Uh, Mister Talley-man? You’re not gonna like this.
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### Author:  [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)
#### Post date: [June 13, 2024, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9870 "2024-06-13T17:30:32Z")
Let’s get these on a truck for Scranton, Pennsylvania
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### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [June 13, 2024, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9871 "2024-06-13T17:34:36Z")
So, we need 72,000 gallons of vanilla ice cream, 40,000 cherries, 1 half-ton of nut topping, 2,150 gallons of chocolate syrup, 9,900 gallons of whipped cream, and a handful of sprinkles for little Marie.
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### Author:  [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)
#### Post date: [June 13, 2024, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9872 "2024-06-13T18:05:11Z")
This isn’t what I was expecting when that guy told me “Dude, you’re getting a Dell.”
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### Author:  [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)
#### Post date: [June 13, 2024, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9873 "2024-06-13T18:17:49Z")
We’ve cornered the market, and now Dr. Zauis will have no choice but to meet our demands!
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### Author:  [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)
#### Post date: [June 13, 2024, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9874 "2024-06-13T19:45:17Z")
_n=10x_
If n is the number of bananas and x is the number of hidden poisonous spiders.
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### Author:  [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)
#### Post date: [June 14, 2024, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9875 "2024-06-14T04:01:12Z")
Now, where did I put that tarantula?
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### Author:  [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)
#### Post date: [June 14, 2024, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9876 "2024-06-14T16:10:21Z")
“NOW let them try to claim that they have no bananas today!”
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### Author:  [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)
#### Post date: [June 14, 2024, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9877 "2024-06-14T18:18:31Z")
> [@Quondam\_Mechanic](#):
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> Uh, Mister Talley-man? You’re not gonna like this.
The winner!
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### Author:  [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)
#### Post date: [June 14, 2024, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9878 "2024-06-14T18:35:59Z")
Thanks, **needscoffee**! This is rather cuter than I like to post, but it’s the best I could come up with today. Apologies if it’s already been posted here.
[ ](https://static.demilked.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/funny-no-context-pics-hmmm-25.jpeg)
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### Author:  [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)
#### Post date: [June 14, 2024, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9879 "2024-06-14T18:43:03Z")
“Yo quiero taco snail!”
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### Author:  [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)
#### Post date: [June 14, 2024, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9880 "2024-06-14T18:51:24Z")
“They do WHAT to us with garlic butter?”
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### Author:  [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)
#### Post date: [June 14, 2024, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9881 "2024-06-14T19:12:00Z")
Moments before parasitic infiltration.
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### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [June 14, 2024, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9882 "2024-06-14T20:23:49Z")
“But, what’s an S-Car?”
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### Author:  [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)
#### Post date: [June 14, 2024, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9883 "2024-06-14T21:54:57Z")
Do you consider the eating of chihuahuas to be moral and the eating of snails to be immoral? Of course not. It is all a matter of taste, isn’t it? And taste is not the same as appetite, and therefore not a question of morals. My taste includes both snails and chihuahuas.
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### Author:  [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)
#### Post date: [June 14, 2024, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9884 "2024-06-14T22:43:30Z")
Only one of these meals is kosher.
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### Author:  [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)
#### Post date: [June 15, 2024, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9885 "2024-06-15T16:38:38Z")
“You shall not pass!”
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### Author:  [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)
#### Post date: [June 16, 2024, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9886 "2024-06-16T01:44:08Z")
> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> “But, what’s an S-Car?”
Prof, maybe you should just be awarded professional status…
I’m a sucker for venerable puns, especially when it’s via an indirect reference like that.
Give us a new cartoon!
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