# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1)
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731
**Category:** Thread Games
**Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 497
### Author:  [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)
#### Post date: [June 21, 2024, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9927 "2024-06-21T18:09:10Z")
Lost to history is the fact that Wilbur and Orville were also early proponents of recycling.
_ **-“BB”-** _
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### Author:  [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)
#### Post date: [June 22, 2024, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9928 "2024-06-22T03:52:14Z")
‘Henry, drive me to the store.’ ‘Henry, drive me to the movie house.’ ‘Henry, drive the prototype to the stadium.’ One day, one day… I’ll show 'em. One day.
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### Author:  [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)
#### Post date: [June 22, 2024, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9929 "2024-06-22T17:57:37Z")
@knoodler take the wheel. 😁
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### Author:  [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)
#### Post date: [June 23, 2024, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9930 "2024-06-23T15:48:46Z")
Thanks **ST**!
[ ](https://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/funny-old-people-racing-motor-carts.jpg)
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### Author:  [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)
#### Post date: [June 23, 2024, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9931 "2024-06-23T21:02:25Z")
“Kid, your cart may be faster, but I have a grocery basket on mine!”
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### Author:  [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)
#### Post date: [June 23, 2024, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9932 "2024-06-23T21:05:59Z")
Formula One bosses go to increasingly absurb lengths to maintain interest in their sport.
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### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [June 23, 2024, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9933 "2024-06-23T21:40:32Z")
“Gentlemen, start your engines!”
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### Author:  [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)
#### Post date: [June 23, 2024, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9934 "2024-06-23T23:11:09Z")
Johnny is worried about what the pervvy old man means by “pink slips”.
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### Author:  [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)
#### Post date: [June 23, 2024, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9935 "2024-06-23T23:58:35Z")
This was taken just a moment before Johnny and Uncle Eddie learned how important crash helmets were.
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### Author:  [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)
#### Post date: [June 24, 2024, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9936 "2024-06-24T01:55:22Z")
“Depenz is better than Pampers boy!”
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### Author:  [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)
#### Post date: [June 24, 2024, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9937 "2024-06-24T05:20:16Z")
> [@Knowed\_Out](#):
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> “Depenz is better than Pampers boy!”
I don’t know why, but this hit me the hardest.
@Knowed_Out, you’re up!
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### Author:  [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)
#### Post date: [June 24, 2024, 10:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9938 "2024-06-24T10:55:23Z")
Okie.
[ ](https://content.api.news/v3/images/bin/5fa44a7dc53693d5277912913e4690cf)
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### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [June 24, 2024, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9939 "2024-06-24T12:50:27Z")
Signing gets Russell Brand some _My Booky Wook_ nookie.
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### Author:  [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)
#### Post date: [June 24, 2024, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9940 "2024-06-24T13:49:47Z")
The couple had great hopes after purchasing the book, “Learn How to Kiss in Only 10 Days”.
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### Author:  [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)
#### Post date: [June 24, 2024, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9941 "2024-06-24T16:33:12Z")
Although the couple had initially bonded over their mutual love of the written word, they quickly discovered there was no chemistry between them. They remain “pen pals,” however.
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### Author:  [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)
#### Post date: [June 24, 2024, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9942 "2024-06-24T18:38:34Z")
“This is rather like being the last person in the human centipede.”
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### Author:  [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)
#### Post date: [June 24, 2024, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9943 "2024-06-24T18:41:45Z")
A “Kiss an Tell” memoir is just a figure of speech, you morons.
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### Author:  [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)
#### Post date: [June 24, 2024, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9944 "2024-06-24T18:53:01Z")
My attempt:
**[REDACTED FOR LEGAL REASONS]**
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### Author:  [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)
#### Post date: [June 25, 2024, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9945 "2024-06-25T00:59:50Z")
Those Dutch Kissing Dolls are getting more realistic every year.
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### Author:  [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)
#### Post date: [June 25, 2024, 11:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9946 "2024-06-25T11:03:43Z")
> [@Slithy\_Tove](#):
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> “This is rather like being the last person in the human centipede.”
Which one of them is saying that? Slith away, Tovey!
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