# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1)
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731
**Category:** Thread Games
**Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 498
### Author:  [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)
#### Post date: [June 25, 2024, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9947 "2024-06-25T15:37:31Z")
Thanks @Knowed_Out
In homage to Gustav Tenggren:
[ ](https://1001recaps.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/tenggren_arabian_nights31-1.jpg)
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### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [June 25, 2024, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9948 "2024-06-25T15:41:12Z")
Behold! I am the mighty Genie of the Cuspidor!
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### Author:  [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)
#### Post date: [June 25, 2024, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9949 "2024-06-25T16:00:40Z")
Rolled critical miss.
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### Author:  [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)
#### Post date: [June 25, 2024, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9950 "2024-06-25T16:50:45Z")
What – me worry?
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### Author:  [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)
#### Post date: [June 25, 2024, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9951 "2024-06-25T17:33:10Z")
No! You can’t wish for more wishes!
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### Author:  [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)
#### Post date: [June 25, 2024, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9952 "2024-06-25T20:13:21Z")
Barbara Eden has really let herself go…
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### Author:  [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)
#### Post date: [June 26, 2024, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9953 "2024-06-26T01:25:38Z")
Sumo genie insists on a tea service before the three wishes business.
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### Author:  [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)
#### Post date: [June 26, 2024, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9954 "2024-06-26T04:13:07Z")
“I told you never to summon me after 9 pm. That’s Genie’s time!”
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### Author:  [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)
#### Post date: [June 26, 2024, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9955 "2024-06-26T05:32:01Z")
For the last time, the blue guy with the quick one-liners doesn’t live here any more, he moved out!
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### Author:  [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)
#### Post date: [June 26, 2024, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9956 "2024-06-26T13:13:35Z")
“Are you sure you want your first wish to be to have a casino named after you?”
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### Author:  [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)
#### Post date: [June 26, 2024, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9957 "2024-06-26T13:36:03Z")
> [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](#):
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> Are you sure you want your first wish to be to have a casino named after you?
(not in play) What’s this a reference to?
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### Author:  [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)
#### Post date: [June 26, 2024, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9958 "2024-06-26T13:43:37Z")
[The largest Las Vegas casino in the 1960s]
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### Author:  [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)
#### Post date: [June 26, 2024, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9959 "2024-06-26T16:17:24Z")
> [@Knowed\_Out](#):
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> No! You can’t wish for more wishes!
Every one was good, but @Knowed_Out just rubbed it the right way
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### Author:  [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)
#### Post date: [June 26, 2024, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9960 "2024-06-26T17:37:37Z")
> [@Slithy\_Tove](#):
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> but @Knowed_Out just rubbed it the right way
That’s a bit personal!
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### Author:  [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)
#### Post date: [June 26, 2024, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9961 "2024-06-26T18:25:19Z")
What happens in the lamp stays in the lamp.
My usual weird pic sources have run dry, so I chose this from my news feed.
[ ](https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/1536/cpsprodpb/c940/live/02652b70-2fdc-11ef-bd13-ff7ee945ab03.jpg.webp)
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### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [June 26, 2024, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9962 "2024-06-26T18:28:58Z")
Barbie Does Vegas!
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### Author:  [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)
#### Post date: [June 26, 2024, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9963 "2024-06-26T18:53:24Z")
🎶 “These boots weren’t made for walkin’…” 🎶
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### Author:  [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)
#### Post date: [June 26, 2024, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9964 "2024-06-26T20:04:42Z")
Ok, so you got a bike…
That don’t impress me much.
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### Author:  [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)
#### Post date: [June 26, 2024, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9965 "2024-06-26T21:31:36Z")
“Do you like it? I like it even better now that the training wheels are off.”
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### Author:  [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)
#### Post date: [June 27, 2024, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9966 "2024-06-27T03:31:10Z")
_She rode on a chrome horse with a purple frame
On her back she wore a golden train_
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