# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1)
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731
**Category:** Thread Games
**Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 499
### Author:  [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)
#### Post date: [June 27, 2024, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9967 "2024-06-27T17:26:06Z")
> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
>
> Barbie Does Vegas!
To you Prof.!
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### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [June 27, 2024, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9968 "2024-06-27T17:35:26Z")
Thanks again!
Ummm…
[ ](https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.asF0NcJjrbm3W2wx4Vj_qwHaD4?rs=1&pid=ImgDetMain)
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### Author:  [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)
#### Post date: [June 27, 2024, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9969 "2024-06-27T18:01:12Z")
I want to sleep here. Don’t judge me.
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### Author:  [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)
#### Post date: [June 27, 2024, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9970 "2024-06-27T18:03:28Z")
It is little known, and even less understood, that some animals get sexual stimulation by dressing as other animals. They are called furry furries.
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### Author:  [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)
#### Post date: [June 27, 2024, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9971 "2024-06-27T18:41:07Z")
It’s Curious Morris!
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### Author:  [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)
#### Post date: [June 28, 2024, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9972 "2024-06-28T00:50:08Z")
Come, little mousies, have some fruit. Nobody here ‘cept us monkeys!
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### Author:  [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)
#### Post date: [June 29, 2024, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9973 "2024-06-29T00:22:22Z")
I have eaten
the banana
that was in
the basket
and which
you were probably
saving
for breakfast
Forgive me
it was delicious
so sweet
and so bananany
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### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [June 29, 2024, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9974 "2024-06-29T21:30:16Z")
Oh, I have to go with slithy!
> [@Slithy\_Tove](#):
>
> I have eaten
> the banana
> that was in
> the basket
>
> and which
> you were probably
> saving
> for breakfast
>
> Forgive me
> it was delicious
> so sweet
> and so bananany
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### Author:  [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)
#### Post date: [June 29, 2024, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9975 "2024-06-29T22:10:35Z")
Thanks Prof!
Let’s follow a natural segue from Willam Carlos Williams to Dario Argento:
[ ](http://dailygrindhouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/DEEP-RED-1975-Dolly-Dearest-Taunts-Tommy.gif)
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### Author:  [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)
#### Post date: [June 30, 2024, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9976 "2024-06-30T03:14:50Z")
If only that clown in _Saw_ could be stopped as easily.
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### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [June 30, 2024, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9977 "2024-06-30T13:54:54Z")
M3GAN 2: M3GAN"s Boyfriend
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### Author:  [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)
#### Post date: [June 30, 2024, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9978 "2024-06-30T14:08:51Z")
_I’ll take the legs from some old table_
_I’ll take the arms from some old chair_
_I’ll take the neck from some old bottle_
_And from a horse I’ll take the hair_
_I’ll take the hands and face from some old clock_
_And baby when I’m through_
_I’ll get more loving from the dumb-dumb-dummy_
_Than I ever got from you_
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### Author:  [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)
#### Post date: [June 30, 2024, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9979 "2024-06-30T17:09:58Z")
Ray Alan finally had enough of Lord Charles
[This probably won’t work for non-Brits!]
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### Author:  [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)
#### Post date: [June 30, 2024, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9980 "2024-06-30T22:26:07Z")
“I told you Talky Tina left with Howdy-Doody!”
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### Author:  [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)
#### Post date: [June 30, 2024, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9981 "2024-06-30T22:30:11Z")
I’m not sure I gave you guys a lot to work with this time, but each of you rose to the challenge nonetheless. @needscoffee wins for keeping it pithy; appropriate for what’s inside a wooden head.
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### Author:  [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)
#### Post date: [June 30, 2024, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9982 "2024-06-30T23:16:46Z")
> [@Slithy\_Tove](#):
>
> @needscoffee wins for keeping it pithy; appropriate for what’s inside a wooden head.
Hey!
Okay:
[ ](https://i.imgur.com/azmmKYY.png)
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### Author:  [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)
#### Post date: [June 30, 2024, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9983 "2024-06-30T23:27:30Z")
Those three Red Bulls after dinner probably weren’t a good idea.
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### Author:  [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)
#### Post date: [July 1, 2024, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9984 "2024-07-01T00:16:12Z")
“Did I remember to turn the oven off before we left?”
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### Author:  [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)
#### Post date: [July 1, 2024, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9985 "2024-07-01T00:56:25Z")
“Uh-oh! That one was a little _too_ wet!”
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### Author:  [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)
#### Post date: [July 1, 2024, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9986 "2024-07-01T01:44:48Z")
Doctors recommend you try one small treatment with Botox first, to see how you tolerate it.
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