# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1)
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731
**Category:** Thread Games
**Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)
#### Post date: [July 1, 2024, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9987 "2024-07-01T02:32:27Z")
Not in play:
“_Upon reflection, that rat didn’t taste half bad…_”
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### Author:  [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)
#### Post date: [July 1, 2024, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9988 "2024-07-01T18:13:17Z")
You want to engage in a staring contest with me? You’ll see. I NEVER blink. Even while I’m asleep.
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### Author:  [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)
#### Post date: [July 1, 2024, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9989 "2024-07-01T18:14:23Z")
[OoP]
This will be tough. ALL the above answers are perfect!
[/OoP]
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### Author:  [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)
#### Post date: [July 1, 2024, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9990 "2024-07-01T18:29:57Z")
The most disturbing image in _The Kensey Report_ can be found in the chapter on frigidity.
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### Author:  [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)
#### Post date: [July 1, 2024, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9991 "2024-07-01T20:44:58Z")
Did Norma actually take over Norman’s mind, or was he intelligent enough to use this as a dodge to stay out of prison? And if Norma did take over Norman’s mind, shouldn’t she go to prison for the murders?
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### Author:  [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)
#### Post date: [July 1, 2024, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9992 "2024-07-01T23:57:47Z")
And Miss Joan Crawford awards the Oscar to @Dr.Winston_OBoogie for
> [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](#):
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> Did Norma actually take over Norman’s mind, or was he intelligent enough to use this as a dodge to stay out of prison? And if Norma did take over Norman’s mind, shouldn’t she go to prison for the murders?
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### Author:  [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)
#### Post date: [July 2, 2024, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9993 "2024-07-02T00:08:55Z")
> **[https://i.redd.it/y3k5tfwdb5nc1.jpeg](https://i.redd.it/y3k5tfwdb5nc1.jpeg)**
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### Author:  [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)
#### Post date: [July 2, 2024, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9994 "2024-07-02T01:51:45Z")
“Sometimes you feel like a nut; sometimes you don’t…”
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### Author:  [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)
#### Post date: [July 2, 2024, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9995 "2024-07-02T01:55:09Z")
Mixed marriages rarely work out.
_ **-“BB”-** _
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### Author:  [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)
#### Post date: [July 2, 2024, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9996 "2024-07-02T01:59:14Z")
The Shedd Aquarium mounts a novel production of _Waiting for Godot,_ with an antler coral as the tree
“ The Dead Sea was pale blue. The very look of it made me thirsty. That’s where we’ll go, I used to say, that’s where we’ll go for our honeymoon. We’ll swim. We’ll be happy.”
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### Author:  [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)
#### Post date: [July 2, 2024, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9997 "2024-07-02T02:07:52Z")
Redesign of Statler and Waldorf for _The Muppets Little Mermaid_ is off to a rocky start.
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### Author:  [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)
#### Post date: [July 2, 2024, 8:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9998 "2024-07-02T08:22:56Z")
Auditions for the new _Jaws_ movie attracted some underwhelming candidates.
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### Author:  [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)
#### Post date: [July 2, 2024, 11:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/9999 "2024-07-02T11:34:50Z")
“You may have a bigger bite, but I’m taller so I win.”
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### Author:  [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)
#### Post date: [July 2, 2024, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/10000 "2024-07-02T17:23:56Z")
“Can two divorced fish share an aquarium, without driving each other crazy?”
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### Author:  [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)
#### Post date: [July 2, 2024, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/10001 "2024-07-02T18:09:14Z")
Factory reconditioned models may have slight surface blemishes but come with original warranty.
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### Author:  [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)
#### Post date: [July 2, 2024, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/10002 "2024-07-02T19:22:01Z")
WARNING: OBJECTS IN MIRROR
ARE CLOSER THAN THEY APPEAR
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(yes discourse, this is a complete sentence!)
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### Author:  [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)
#### Post date: [July 3, 2024, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/10003 "2024-07-03T15:26:27Z")
There were a lot of good entries here, but I’m going to give it to
> [@Kent\_Clark](#):
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> Factory reconditioned models may have slight surface blemishes but come with original warranty.
@Kent_Clark , you’re up!
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### Author:  [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)
#### Post date: [July 3, 2024, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/10004 "2024-07-03T20:42:46Z")
Let’s have a little summertime fun!
[ ](https://www.publicdomainpictures.net/pictures/230000/velka/children-playing-in-water-sprinkler.jpg)
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### Author:  [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)
#### Post date: [July 3, 2024, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/10005 "2024-07-03T21:42:33Z")
If you cross your eyes just so, you can see Barney the Dinosaur in the background.
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### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [July 4, 2024, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/10006 "2024-07-04T12:49:23Z")
Raising Canada’s Youth To Be Proud Hosers
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