# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 58
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2020, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1142 "2020-09-30T00:50:50Z")
“THAT’S our namesake? I fail to see the resemblance.” ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2020, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1143 "2020-09-30T05:52:20Z")
_Turns out, voyeur spying on women in the toilet was more widespread than we thought._ ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2020, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1144 "2020-09-30T06:09:10Z")
_ **Inside Out** meets **Pussy Riot**._ ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2020, 6:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1145 "2020-09-30T06:36:38Z")
“If you don’t open that door in three seconds, we’ll all fart. Three … two …” [out of play]Smelling a cat fart is like getting hit in the face by a brick. Good Lord, are they vile. I had a cat who was a habitual farter once, and no matter how pleasant and playful she was, there were times I had to stop playtime and leave the room, she had poisoned it so badly.[/out of play] ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2020, 6:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1146 "2020-09-30T06:58:12Z")
_“I’m sorry, Linda, but we have all voted and the decision is unanimous - you’re not allowed to pee indoors anymore. The odor of human urine is unbearable.”_ ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2020, 7:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1147 "2020-09-30T07:40:24Z")
_“Betty, we know you lied about not having any asparagus for us.”_ ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2020, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1148 "2020-09-30T07:55:12Z")
_Recently producers have been experimenting with the idea that Doctor Who should be a woman and TARDIS should not be bigger on the inside._ ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2020, 8:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1149 "2020-09-30T08:10:00Z")
_“Today I’m going to tell you another story about poop but you have to promise to listen till the end, not like last time.”_ ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2020, 8:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1150 "2020-09-30T08:12:32Z")
“If you want to take a photo of us, we look best on the windowsill, or in front of the fireplace, or on the couch. Not on the bathroom tile, fercryingoutloud.” ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2020, 8:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1151 "2020-09-30T08:17:35Z")
Jessica’s cats learned that, contrary to what she and her friends said, human girls do indeed fart. ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2020, 8:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1152 "2020-09-30T08:34:42Z")
_Sheila’s cats were unimpressed by her attempts to hide the fact that it was bath time._ ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2020, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1153 "2020-09-30T12:59:15Z")
We’re holding the toilet paper hostage. You Will feed us NOW! ---
**Author:** ![FastDan1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fastdan1/32/427_2.png) [@FastDan1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FastDan1)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2020, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1154 "2020-09-30T13:07:42Z")
Since I can’t reach the toilet paper, I’m gonna need a volunteer. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2020, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1155 "2020-09-30T14:50:18Z")
In case of bathroom emergencies, we come prepared with first aid kitties. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2020, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1156 "2020-09-30T18:24:03Z")
“We’re thirsty!” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2020, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1157 "2020-09-30T19:02:26Z")
**Pussyfootin’** ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2020, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1158 "2020-09-30T22:12:51Z")
Lots of tough choices but these are the top contenders. > [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](#): > > “THAT’S our namesake? I fail to see the resemblance.” > [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > WE SMELL TUNA! \< flips coin \> @Knowed_Out, you’re up! ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2020, 11:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1159 "2020-10-01T11:45:46Z")
Groovy. This one should inspire some sickness. [![](https://www.buzznicked.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/old2-300x182@2x.png) ](https://www.buzznicked.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/old2-300x182@2x.png) ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2020, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1160 "2020-10-01T12:19:31Z")
Popeye got some of his friends to help him with his Bluto problem. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2020, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1161 "2020-10-01T12:25:31Z")
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