# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 59
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2020, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1162 "2020-10-01T12:25:44Z")
_“Not bad for your first heist, boys. But you need to learn how to drive.”_ ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2020, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1163 "2020-10-01T13:05:46Z")
A little known character in the Disney line-up was Pinto. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2020, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1164 "2020-10-01T13:20:25Z")
Somebody finally got the Proud Boys to wear masks. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2020, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1165 "2020-10-01T16:03:16Z")
Some people just want to watch Disneyworld burn. ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2020, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1166 "2020-10-01T16:34:14Z")
_Back in the day, trick-or-treaters meant what they said._ ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2020, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1167 "2020-10-01T21:51:06Z")
Who framed Roger Rabbit? ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2020, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1168 "2020-10-01T21:54:43Z")
Minnie’s last day as a charwoman. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2020, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1169 "2020-10-01T21:57:29Z")
🎶 Burn, baby, burn! Disney inferno! 🎶 ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2020, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1170 "2020-10-01T21:58:56Z")
> [@Kent\_Clark](#): > > Who framed Roger Rabbit? [not an entry] Who _flamed_ Roger Rabbit? [nae] ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2020, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1171 "2020-10-01T22:06:54Z")
“Popeye, see what happens when you smoke your pipe in the car?” ---
**Author:** ![Zyada](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zyada/32/3028_2.png) [@Zyada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyada)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2020, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1172 "2020-10-01T22:11:54Z")
Reservoir Dogs: the Early Years ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2020, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1173 "2020-10-01T22:12:49Z")
🎶 _It’s a small blaze after all,_ _It’s a small blaze after all,_ _Though the flames look real wide,_ _As they de-stroy our ride,_ _It’s a small blaze after all…_ 🎶 ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2020, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1174 "2020-10-01T22:13:26Z")
So Minnie and Mickey were questioned asked if they were responsible for the fire of if was an accident. They replied, “No, it was ar son.” ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2020, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1175 "2020-10-01T22:41:13Z")
“Well, that’ll take care of the Terrytoon characters. Let’s move on to ‘take care’ of the Warner Brothers characters next.” ---
**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2020, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1176 "2020-10-02T04:31:00Z")
> [@Spoons](#): > > _It’s a small blaze after all,_ > _It’s a small blaze after all,_ > _Though the flames look real wide,_ > _As they de-stroy our ride,_ > _It’s a small blaze after all…_ Ninja’ed! ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2020, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1177 "2020-10-02T12:52:34Z")
**running\_coach** ’s “ar son” made me chuckle because it’s such an obnoxious pun, but I have to give the prize to **Spoons** for his masterful send-up of “It’s a Small World.” ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2020, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1178 "2020-10-02T19:35:17Z")
Thanks, **Knowed Out**. That one was fun. Okay, let’s see what you folks can make of this: [![](https://cdn.pixabay.com/photo/2018/06/30/09/29/music-3507317_960_720.jpg) ](https://cdn.pixabay.com/photo/2018/06/30/09/29/music-3507317_960_720.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2020, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1179 "2020-10-02T20:29:07Z")
[https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=harry+th+hariy+ape&&view=detail&mid=4E672D62B2BA8F31111C4E672D62B2BA8F31111C&&FORM=VRDGAR](https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=harry+th+hariy+ape&&view=detail&mid=4E672D62B2BA8F31111C4E672D62B2BA8F31111C&&FORM=VRDGAR) Every Sunday afternoon you can go see Harry at the zoo & the girls will scream & he’ll sit on his swing & pick & sing his hit record for you ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2020, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1180 "2020-10-02T22:09:11Z")
Sunday! Sunday! Sunday! Thelonius Monkey at the Royale! Sunday! Sunday! Sunday! ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2020, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1181 "2020-10-02T22:11:30Z")
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