# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2020, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/101 "2020-07-26T03:30:38Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > Hence the Rollers. You roll up your pants so you don’t get Bay all over them.  Okay, that’s a good caption! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2020, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/102 "2020-07-26T05:41:41Z")
Woo-hoo! Thanks, **needscoffee**. And yes, I was out earlier this afternoon and evening. Okay, let’s try this: [![](https://cdn.pixabay.com/photo/2016/07/17/19/01/fashion-1524525_960_720.jpg) ](https://cdn.pixabay.com/photo/2016/07/17/19/01/fashion-1524525_960_720.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2020, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/103 "2020-07-26T05:48:31Z")
“Remember, Maria, when el toro gets close, DIVE!” ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2020, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/104 "2020-07-26T06:12:01Z")
_“C’mon, Roxy. Do you want to be a star or not?”_ ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2020, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/105 "2020-07-26T06:19:03Z")
_“Dad, is this an in-camera effect? Or did I do something wrong?”_ ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2020, 6:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/106 "2020-07-26T06:29:02Z")
_“Yes, dear. You can say chicken if you don’t like cheese.”_ ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2020, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/107 "2020-07-26T06:34:55Z")
_“No, dear. You can switch roles, but not the clothes.”_ ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2020, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/108 "2020-07-26T06:46:53Z")
“Listen, Li’l Melania, you need a new ‘look’ if you’re gonna make it in this biz. This time, how about you try a blank expression and squint just a bit?” ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2020, 9:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/109 "2020-07-26T09:53:17Z")
I’m OK with it, Stevie, but if I do that, none of our friends will be allowed to see the pictures. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2020, 10:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/110 "2020-07-26T10:47:50Z")
Will my hips be as wide as yours someday? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2020, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/111 "2020-07-26T12:39:17Z")
Ah, Shakira! Those hips don’t lie. ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2020, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/112 "2020-07-26T13:59:15Z")
_“Sorry, Sandra. It was just a photo shoot phrase.”_ ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2020, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/113 "2020-07-26T14:22:18Z")
_Sad Dreams. The Dark Side of Child Beauty Pageants._ ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2020, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/114 "2020-07-26T15:33:10Z")
Photos of People Taking Photos of People Taking Photos of Peo…sorry, does anybody have some Ps I can borrow? ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2020, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/115 "2020-07-26T15:36:32Z")
Look for pterodactyls with pneumonia. They have “Ps” that aren’t needed. ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2020, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/116 "2020-07-26T15:40:30Z")
_“Now walk to the camera and say: What big eyes you have!”_ ---
**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2020, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/117 "2020-07-26T21:02:40Z")
“Ok, Daddy, so you just learned that gender roles are a social construct, but I don’t fucking care. If Tommy gets to wear his favorite blue shirt, I want my **pink** dress and my princess tiara, not this shit.” ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2020, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/118 "2020-07-27T06:05:46Z")
Lots of good responses, folks. Let’s give this one until tomorrow (Monday), and I’ll make my selection then. So there’s still time to submit something. Good luck! ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2020, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/119 "2020-07-27T16:54:25Z")
But I don’t want to be Marilyn Monroe! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2020, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/120 "2020-07-27T18:28:41Z")
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