# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 64
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2020, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1262 "2020-10-07T18:41:28Z")
_🎶 Well, she was just seventeen_ _You know what I mean_ _And the way she looked_ _Was way beyond compare_ _So how could I dance with another_ _Ooh, when I saw her standing there? 🎶_ ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2020, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1263 "2020-10-07T18:43:25Z")
_Groot? Groot? Where’d you go?_ ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2020, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1264 "2020-10-07T18:45:12Z")
That section used to be full until Rocky foamed at the mouth. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2020, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1265 "2020-10-07T18:46:05Z")
Of course I belong here; Colorado named the team after me! ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2020, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1266 "2020-10-07T18:57:00Z")
I’m ready in case the ball comes this way. I washed my hands! ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2020, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1267 "2020-10-07T19:03:35Z")
Maybe I’ll go scavenge me up some Cracker Jacks. ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2020, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1268 "2020-10-07T19:11:16Z")
_Did Jason Bourne choose the most public of places to meet but disguised himself this time, or did he just send a friend?_ ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2020, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1269 "2020-10-07T19:13:52Z")
Yes, Mr. Woodward, _ **I** _ am Deep Throat. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2020, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1270 "2020-10-07T19:18:15Z")
“Hey Rocky! Watch me pull an unassisted triple play out of my cap!” ETA - Doh! That Rocky is a squirrel. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2020, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1271 "2020-10-07T19:21:08Z")
[I’m here to watch my namesakes!](https://chicagobandits.com/) ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2020, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1272 "2020-10-07T19:35:25Z")
_“Mr. Fox, I think we took the wrong tunnel.”_ ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2020, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1273 "2020-10-07T21:13:19Z")
“I hope nobody sits in front of me. I won’t be able to see the game.” ---
**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2020, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1274 "2020-10-07T23:18:50Z")
“If those people don’t show up by the end of the inning, I’m moving up a few rows!” ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2020, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1275 "2020-10-08T00:36:31Z")
Middle of the 8th, Dodger Stadium. ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2020, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1276 "2020-10-08T05:39:32Z")
_“And then the marmot wraps the chocolate in the foil? These commercials are so fake, man.”_ ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2020, 7:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1277 "2020-10-08T07:40:55Z")
_Have you ever felt alone and awkward in a crowd?_ ---
**Author:** ![FastDan1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fastdan1/32/427_2.png) [@FastDan1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FastDan1)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2020, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1278 "2020-10-08T19:14:04Z")
After careful review, the one that made me giggle was: > [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](#): > > Middle of the 8th, Dodger Stadium. Batter up @Elmer_J.Fudd ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2020, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1279 "2020-10-08T21:10:05Z")
Yay! [![](https://cdn2.apstatic.com/photos/hike/7053415_large_1555703342.jpg) ](https://cdn2.apstatic.com/photos/hike/7053415_large_1555703342.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2020, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1280 "2020-10-08T21:44:51Z")
“Moo-vin’ to Montana soon … gonna be a dental floss tycoon …” ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2020, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1281 "2020-10-08T22:24:04Z")
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