# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 65
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2020, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1282 "2020-10-08T23:16:04Z")
“I don’t see any deer or antelope playing. How discouraging!” ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2020, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1283 "2020-10-08T23:19:23Z")
“This is the LAST time I help Bo-Peep!” ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2020, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1284 "2020-10-08T23:20:20Z")
“I can see my house from here!” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2020, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1285 "2020-10-09T00:07:49Z")
“Where’s the beef?” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2020, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1286 "2020-10-09T00:09:28Z")
I said “cowpoke”, not “cowpole”. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2020, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1287 "2020-10-09T00:09:55Z")
The Good, The Bad and The Milky ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2020, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1288 "2020-10-09T00:17:22Z")
All right, where are those grabboids hiding? ---
**Author:** ![FastDan1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fastdan1/32/427_2.png) [@FastDan1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FastDan1)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2020, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1289 "2020-10-09T00:43:31Z")
At the edge of the DMV, Sergeant Heifer keeps a close eye on the enemy sheep. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2020, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1290 "2020-10-09T00:53:55Z")
🎶 The hills are alive, with the sound of moooosic. 🎶 ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2020, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1291 "2020-10-09T02:17:40Z")
Hey, guys, I think I see Gary Larsen’s car over there! ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2020, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1292 "2020-10-09T05:52:57Z")
_Bob had no trouble locating the North Pole, but Santa was nowhere to be seen._ ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2020, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1293 "2020-10-09T06:23:46Z")
“Montana… shit; I’m still only in Montana… Every time I think I’m gonna wake up back in my Wisconsin barn. When I was there after my first calf, it was worse. I’d wake up and there’d be nothing. I hardly said a word to my bull, until I said “yes” to a divorce. When I was here, I wanted to be there; when I was there, all I could think of was getting back out here. I’m here a week now… waiting for a milking… getting fuller. Every minute I stay on this pole, I get weaker, and every minute Ferdinand roams the range, he gets stronger…” ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2020, 8:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1294 "2020-10-09T08:19:51Z")
_“Now where can we get some lawful grass around here?”_ ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2020, 8:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1295 "2020-10-09T08:30:25Z")
_“The empire on which the sun never sets,” John Bull grunted, reveling in nostalgia._ ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2020, 11:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1296 "2020-10-09T11:33:51Z")
Oh, Mrs. Crane, I’m looking at you… You wore green so you could hide. I don’t blame you - you’re a tramp! Ooh! That was right where you wanted it! Ooh Mrs. Crane, you’re a little monkey woman you know that? You’re a little monkey woman… You’re lean and you’re mean and you’re not too far between either I bet, are ya? Would you like to wrap your spikes around my head? ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2020, 11:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1297 "2020-10-09T11:49:11Z")
_The Bulls are still struggling to find the Bucks’ weak spot._ ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2020, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1298 "2020-10-09T13:35:17Z")
[oog: There are some amazingly good captions here!] ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2020, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1299 "2020-10-09T21:02:50Z")
The Prof is right! Lots of really good ones. I gonna give the nod to: > [@Quondam\_Mechanic](#): > > Hey, guys, I think I see Gary Larsen’s car over there! I really want to know what they’re gonna do to Gary Larsen’s car. Tip it over? You’re up, Quondam\_Mechanic. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2020, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1300 "2020-10-09T21:04:37Z")
> [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](#): > > I really want to know what they’re gonna do to Gary Larsen’s car. Tip it over? They’re gonna work on it with their cow tools. [![](https://i.imgur.com/0kAmJ56.jpg) ](https://i.imgur.com/0kAmJ56.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2020, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/1301 "2020-10-09T21:15:55Z")
> [@Quondam\_Mechanic](#): > > Hey, guys, I think I see Gary Larsen’s car over there! That was my favorite, too. Very funny and clever! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731.md?page=64) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731.md?page=66)